16/02/2020
最後壓軸出場嘅就係我哋嘅Proposed Chairperson - 阿健😈* oh I mean Huey🤧。
180、A0(?)、雙子座嘅佢簡單嚟講就係十項全能🤯!佢係CipherS入面另一位英文大佬,仲話下個sem要讀MATH 1024,覺得1013太簡單,想讀hon course嘅佢明顯係個鍾意自我挑戰嘅人😎。呢位學霸平時鐘意做咩呢?就係打音game啦!佢Cytus 2已經MM左好多首魔王曲,不愧係A0(?)嘅手速💩,佩服佩服。
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就咁睇Huey好似好毒喎🧐,就緊係唔係啦!佢人生中大部分嘅星期六日都奉獻咗比定向,成日都去跑山。讀書又勁運動又叻🤯,文武雙全嘅佢都有弱點嘅,就係佢對 手作 嘅嘢簡直係一無所知😣,佢話砌Dec果陣乜都唔識,係我地其他莊員唯一可以carry佢嘅地方啦。
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Huey雖然好犀利,但佢平時個腦太多野諗,諗到個頭都爆🤯,搞到白頭髮都多左幾條🥺,相信咁多位科大人都心有同感。夜瞓對科大人黎講係家常便飯,Huey亦都係好夜瞓嘅人黎,就算佢想改左呢個壞習慣,但係次次都失敗💦,而家佢每晚都遲過3點先瞓(準確啲係每朝),希望我哋嘅健康E Sec可以幫到佢手啦(E sec Diana 表示推薦以non-caffeine茶代酒,良好睡眠需要減少攝取咖啡因)。
*subcom function宣傳片
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu6CCim41D0
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Finally, our proposed Chairperson – Huey🥰 (aka Ah Kin😈). Huey is basically a god, I mean… 180 cm tall? Check. Good grades? Check. In a relationship? Eh, no. Yes, ladies and gents, our god-like figure is still single❤️! Huey is also fluent in English and that helps to reduce Rachel’s workload on translation and emendation. He also enjoys challenging himself with honour courses and he claims that MATH 1013 is too elementary for his taste🤯, only MATH 1024 is adequate to his degree of competence. Our supreme being also enjoys playing rhythm games like Cytus 2, he has mastered every track in the game with his unrivalled hand speed.
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Sounds like Huey is a single and toxic person then🤔? Nein💩! He spends his weekend on orienteering and hiking. But there must be a flaw in every human-being right? Yes, Huey’s Achilles’ heel is handiwork. That’s the only thing that the rest of the cabinet can carry him on.
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Huey is smart, but he often overwhelms himself with unnecessary crap💩, to the point where he starts to exhibit signs of early maturity (i.e., white hair🤡). Late sleep should be a piece of cake for the vast majority of UST students and Huey is no exception to that. He has been trying to sleep early (thanks to our healthy proposed external secretary) but so far it is not going well😣 (Diana claims that Huey should not consume any caffeine). Let’s hope with the help from Diana, Huey would be able to go to bed early and shine like a diamond✨.