tukuraharunadanlami

30/08/2023

Each one has its own story. But the truth lies within you.

30/05/2023

Sorry to disturb you, abeg no vex oo!!just thinking about this since morning 🥺🥺
If I put kerosene for fridge, E go block?? 🤔.. I just dey ask 🚶🚶

23/04/2023

No matter how bād you are, something good can come out of you. Take a closer look at Judas for instance, because of him our
weekend started on Thursday and it’ll be ending on Monday. (Easter period)🏃🚶

09/04/2023

Happy easter Sunday friends

30/03/2023

No one has ever call me "My World" maybe am just a town hall😏🤪😌😌

12/03/2023

When your wife is a lawyer!!
My wife am very sorry, okay, I swear this will not happened again.
Wife: Constitution four stroke seven of marriage say if the husband cheat he must pay the bride price second time.
And you have cheated on me so pay my bride price then you come and forgive you.🙄

06/03/2023

Don't act as if u have it all
Even rich man still beg for pen in bank
Am I making $ense??🤣

01/03/2023

Víbéz 😂🥴🤣🤣

1" I break up with Her because in there village once u cheat u die instantly, they are looking for who to kill😂😂🏃🏃

2" Do u no that If marriage certificate expires like drivers license Walahi Most Men Will Not Renew their 0wn 😂🤣🤣

3" She said she only eats PIZZA and SHAWARMA, But she vomit GARRI & OIL, is GOD not wonderful...😂💔

4" Never you marry a man or a woman you cannot play or joke with,
Marriage is not a military ground 😂

5" Arrival of a new English teacher

Principal: Are you the new English teacher?
New teacher: Yes I are🙆🙅🙊😂💔🤣🤣🤣

6" If ur boyfriend is able to argue wit a taxi driver over #50 in ur presence. Just know u are in a serious relationship😂🤣🤣

7" It's only in NOLLYWOOD that a princess parade the village.💃🏽😋
But in my village I don't even know who our princess is😒🤷🏾‍♂️

8" You don't have money and someone is trying to help you take care of your girlfriend and you're still complaining😏
‍️ Eh bros, wat ur problem????
🤷

9" Kissing is an emotional things if you are kissing her nd she doesn't close her eyes, my brother that girl is a thief 😒😏😂🤣

10" Landlord buy goat🐐 Tenant buy cow🐄now landlord don vex increase house rent🤣

11" Never give up in life, if Abraham can use just one stone to kill Goliath, then everything is possible 🤷‍♀️🚶‍♂️🏃

12" Some Woman Have Used All Their Emotions To Date Boyfriends, Now They're Using Open Eye" To Follow Their Husbands🤣🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️

13" All this guys dating a girl for up to 10 years without proposing, what's ur point exactly?? Escorting her to menopause😂🤣
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23/02/2023

23/02/2023

When Adam told animals to respect us, did mosquito 🦟 attend the meeting 🏃‍♂️

21/02/2023

Loving someone can be like riding in a car with no brakes. You know you might get hurt, but take the ride, at least you tried.