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Association of University students For every university student Believing that someday, we'll pursue a common political goal, to elect credible leaders that will see to our interest.

This page has been designed to make sure that all Nigerian university students are united together, inspired and instructed morally, and also get the latest gist about things happening in our universities.

15/09/2013

FRIENDSHIP VOW Do u agree 2 be my lawful textmate,to call and 2 flash,in low battery and in poor network,until credit(airtime) do us apart????can I hear u say I DO....

14/09/2013

HE DOESNT DRINK
HE DOESNT SMOKE
HE DOESNT WOMANISE
HE DOESNT CHEAT
HE IS SO CARING
HE DOESNT FLIRT
HE IS HANDSOME
HE GIVES WITHOUT BENEFITS
HE IS HONEST...
HE WILL NEVER LAY A FINGER ON A
LADY.
HE HAS GOOD CHARACTER
LASTLY HE IS GODFEARING,,
DO SUCH GUYS REALLY EXIST??

14/09/2013

visit us at any Dunamis Church around you tomorrow and you can also visit our website at www.dunamisgospel.org.
God bless you real good as you come............

visit us at any Dunamis Church around you tomorrow and you can also visit our website at www.dunamisgospel.org.God bless...
14/09/2013

visit us at any Dunamis Church around you tomorrow and you can also visit our website at www.dunamisgospel.org.
God bless you real good as you come............

14/09/2013

Akpors In a Night club
[Laf Wan kill me Oh]
Akpors went to a night
club and none of the
ladies agreed to dance
wit him, Sudenly the light's went off so he
decided to rush one girl,
but the girl gave him a
dirty slap, The lights
came on in a second and
every body was lookin at their direction trying
to know who did d
slapping and who
recieved the slap.
Akpors qickly shouted:-
If you do it again i will slap u again!!
your day!!

14/09/2013

Akpors was on his way back home early one morning when he came across robbers. They got hold of him. He struggled and struggled
but they over powered him.

When they searched him and found only
One torn #200 note on him, the following dialogue ensured.

ROBBERS: (Angrily)Wait Oh, so na dis nonsense tear tear #200 nai make u dey follow us dey struggle b4, abi u no dey fear gun wen bullet dey???

AKPORS: No oh, how I no fear gun wen bullet dey, I bn tink say una wan collect de #10,000 wen I hide inside my stuckins 4 my right leg.
lolllz
how many likes for akpos?????????????

14/09/2013

A Manager, His Assistant, An Old Woman And Her Young Daughter Are Traveling In A Train And During The Course Of Time Get Themselves Introduced To Each Other And Become Temporary Friends...

The Train Goes Through A Tunnel And It Gets Completely Dark...

Suddenly There Is A Kissing Sound And Then A Slap !!!
The Train Comes Out Of The Tunnel...

The Women And The Assistant Are Sitting There Looking Perplexed...

The Manager Is Bending Over Holding His Face, Which Is Red From An Apparent Slap.
All Of Them Remain Diplomatic And Nobody Says Anything...

The Old Woman Is Thinking :
These Managers Are All Crazy After Girls. He Must Have Kissed My Daughter In The Tunnel. Very Proper That She Slapped Him...

The Young Girl Is Thinking :
The Manager Must Have Tried To Kiss Me But Kissed My Mother Instead And Got Slapped...

The Manager Is Thinking :
Damn It... My Assistant Must Have Kissed The Young Girl. She Might Have Thought It Was Me And Slapped Me...

Now Guess What The Assistant Is Thinking...



Now Hold Your Breath And Read What The Assistant Is Thinking...

If This Train Goes Through Another Tunnel I Will Make Another Kissing Sound And Slap My Manager Again...
The Fool Keeps Harassing Me In The Office..

14/09/2013

DAD: What's 10 plus 10?
AKPOS: I don't know.
DAD: Idiot! You can't answer such a cheap
sum...Your stupidity will kill you.
AKPOS: Daddy, if you saw a 1000 naira note and a
500 naira note which would you pick?
DAD: 1000 of course
AKPOS: Idiot! Can't you pick both? Poverty will kill
you.
Good Morning Nigerians!!!!

14/09/2013

Papa Akpos: My pikin say you drive am commot for
school, Wetin he do?
Akpos'Teacher :- Your son is not brilliant at all, he
cant even spell"LION" ...
Papa Akpos : Ah Ah...You know say na SMALL
pikin......You for tell am make he spell SMALL
ANIMAL like " MOSQUITO"...

14/09/2013

At a Wedding in a Church, the Pastor said to the
Congregation; Is there any Man or Woman here
who knows any thing that will make this wedding
not to go on?. You may say it now or forever remain
silent. Akpos quickly stood up at the back and
started walking towards the altar. The Bride
fainted, the Groom ran out of the church. The
Pastor gave Akpos microphone to say what he want
to say. Akpos said; Pastor, please show me the way
to the toilet, i want to urinate.
How many like for Akpos

14/09/2013

Alpors- mummy, can I have those apples on the
sideboard?”
Mama akpors- “Yes, dear!”
Akpors- “Oh, I am so glad you said
yes.”
Mama akpors- “Why, are you so hungry?”
Akpors“No– but I’ve eaten them
already.”
who say akpors no get sense??

14/09/2013

Neva g† †ireð of ðoin li††le †ins 4o†hers.
Sum†ymz,†hose little †ins
re d big †ins which re
†reasureð & kep† in †heir
hear†s!
Mawnin frnz & a nice weekenð aheað

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