Mainland technical college oron

13/05/2026

I dey MTC!!!!
I'm really proud to see u guys so organised like this
may the good Lord continue to keep u guys alive
Mainland Technical College,Oron P.M.B 1039 Akwa Ibom State Nigeria

25/02/2026

As Thanos was about to snap his fingers and end the world, the Avengers used their last energy to call Chinwetalu Agu, the Nollywood Avenger, to assist them. After snapping his fingers and wiping out half of the world, Thanos saw who was called and decided to come to Naija and face him man to man.

Thanos wanted to use a portal, but his handler told him there was no steady electricity in Naija, so he might get stuck in the outer world. The best option was to use the portal and land in Ghana, then take a bus or an early morning flight to Abuja.

That was what he did.

When he managed to arrive in Naija, he rushed to use the restroom and the man in front said, "Oga nawaoo, this your head sef."

"Excuse me?"

"Excuse ke? Please be going. But you will find me something because if your head is this big, I wonder...anyway."

Thanos was "flabber surprised" and managed to head out to carry his bags, but the light went off. So he waited for a while. When he collected his bag, he found out one of the Infinity Stones was missing. An official promised to help him locate the bag if he dropped something a.k.a some cash.

All along, Chinwetalu Agu was watching Thanos in his village mirror and laughing. Frustration was already showing Thanos "shege!"

To avoid catching malaria from mosquito bites, Chinwetalu Agu decided to meet Thanos in Abuja for the fight so it would be easier for him to fly back to the USA.

Immediately he landed, he gave Thanos elephantiasis of the leg, otherwise known as "eyu ure," to make "his mind touch ground" and know "men mount." Thanos shouted in tears and wanted to clock it or snap his fingers, but he remembered the official who took money from him to find the missing infinity stone had not returned it.

So he gave up and started begging Chinwetalu Agu, the Naija Avenger for mercy. They then carried him to Odumeje's church for healing.

"Young man, what's your name?"

"Thanos"

Odumeje replies, "Kanos kwa? Which one is Kano? (Laughs hysterically) with y

23/02/2026

20/02/2026

No matter what you do in Nigeria as a celebrity, don't get into argument on social media. Them go drag you nonsense.

Low budget Ikorodu Celine Dion 🤣🤣🤣🤣

23/10/2024

I will never know what I did to be blessed with such an incredible mom. You’re one of a kind and I will never take you for granted. Wishing you the best birthday yet!
I love u mum 😍😍😍😍😍