Alfred

27/07/2024

1. Dating a slim guy is cool but not until u remove his clothes and discover that he is using belt to hold his boxer 😂😂😂😂😂😂

2. Avoid guys dat always turn off their cars in every small traffic, sister u will not get even one POUND 💷 from that relationship 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

3. You can never know the real voice of a girl until she is being chased by a dog😂😂😂😂😂

4. You think say break-up between boyfriend and girlfriend na im dey pain pass? have u ever been separated from the person u are about to copy answer from in an examination hall😀😀🚶🚶🚶

5. I knew the economic state was worse wen I heard someone pricing JEDCO BILL...
He was like "Bros abeg how much for low current"???😂😂🤣🤣


7. U will never know u have kung-fu skills until cockroach run over ur body🤣🤣🤣🚶‍♂🚶‍♂🚶‍♂😆😆

8. Some guys can form sha. Carrying laptop bag with ludo inside...Bros u are doing ur sef😆😆😆🤣🤣😂😂

9. Those who dress smartly and smell fine but wear wristwatch
that isn't working are among the problem we face in SOUTH SUDAN 🇸🇸 😆😆🚶🚶🚶

10. Is better u keep silent ya shajman "move it"
That's the only English South Sudan 🇸🇸 police can speak fluently 😆😆😂😂😂

11. My fear for Mardi w**d increased wen my friend sold his television to buy the remote 🤣🤣🏃🏃🏃😆😆

12. No one is as humble as a customer coming to buy on credit, he will be like"give me the fresh pepper for hand, save ur nylon"😆😆🤣🤣😂😂

13. Dear guy if u are sitting next to a beautiful girl in a taxi and she starts smiling at u, don't smile back, I repeat don't smile back until she pays her taxi fare 😆😆

14. You are trying to go without liking or sharing😭😭😭
😝😝😝🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

08/03/2023

Happy international women's day

22/02/2022

Table of Contents
1. Real Estate Broker
2. Web Designer or Data Analyst
3. Dental Hygienist
4. Claims Adjuster
5. Truck Drivers
6. Property Manager
7. Robotics
1. Real Estate Broker
If a career in sales appeals to you and you are a people person, real estate sales may be the way to go. In the US, certification for your state is required and can be achieved by taking a few courses which can be completed in less than a month. After taking the Real Estate Board Exam for your state, you’re ready to go. You will be assisting people who are buying or selling homes, navigating them through the loan process, and completing the paperwork necessary to close the deal. Ambitious real estate brokers can make between $70,000 and $100,000 a year.

2. Web Designer or Data Analyst
Do you love working on the computer? Put your talents to work developing and designing web pages for companies, small businesses, and entrepreneurs or becoming a data analyst. If you have the experience, programming skills, and a nice portfolio, work will be easy to find. Web designing and app development careers are growing at a rate that makes this a great time to get started. Salaries start at about $43,000 a year.

There are many occupations that can be turned into productive careers without schooling. If you don’t have a degree, you may want to look into these career opportunities.

3. Dental Hygienist
The licensing requirements differ by state, but a four-year degree is not required to become a dental hygienist. The hygienist cleans teeth, offers preventative care, and provides oral care as per the dentist’s request. Starting salary is in the $45,000 range.

“The first step for any successful job search is a goal: What kind of job do you want to have? When considering this question, keep in mind the work you’d like to do on a day-to-day basis, the salary you need, and what kind of office culture works well for you. (Here’s how to find out the right jobs for your personality.)” – thebalance.com

4. Claims Adjuster
Investigate and evaluate a wide variety of insurance claims, from automobile accidents to hail damage on a home. Most companies provide on-the-job training for their claims adjusters. Salaries start in the $45,000- $50,000 range.

5. Truck Drivers
This is a great option for any high school graduate who is looking for a career. Salaries usually start in the $50,000 range and depending on what you are transporting, the company you work for, or where you are driving your salary can majorly increase. And there are little upfront expenses for you, you will need to cover the cost to go to truck driving school, which is low. Then the rest of your training is typically given on the job.

6. Property Manager
Oversee the operation, leasing, and maintenance of multi-unit apartment complexes and condominiums. Starting salaries can range from $50,000 – $80,000, depending on the location and status of the property.

7. Robotics
Robotics will account for 2 million to 3.5 million new jobs over the next few years. It is a fast-growing field and, according to Forbes.com, “almost two thirds (60%) of British people believe there will be a robot in every home within the next 50 years”. Many jobs traditionally held by “humans” are now at risk of being done by robots. With all of that, a robotics creator or specialist may be the next hottest career.

If you are willing to do some work and receive the proper training, have a good work ethic and plenty of enthusiasm, you can find a career to suit your interests and support your budget. So what are you waiting for? Get out there and find the career you’re looking for!

W**d Activist
Alfred

Master every aspect of your financial life with expert advice and how-to guides on topics ranging from investing and debt management to finding a new job.

02/02/2022

Having a Best Friend
A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.

The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand “Today my best friend slapped me in the face”.

They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him. After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone “Today my best friend saved my life”.

The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, “After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, why?” The other friend replied “When someone hurts us we should write it down in sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it.”

Moral: Do not value the things you have in your life. But value who you have in your life.

31/10/2021

Why did fate played such cruel games with him? He cursed the heaven for taking her away from him, denying even one last look at her! How cruel he cursed! How he damned the Gods…!! How he hated himself… for taking so long to realize his mistake!! That was in 1996.

Moral: Treasure what you have… Time is too slow for those who wait, Too swift for those who fear, Too long for those who grief, Too short for those who rejoice, But for those who love… Time is Eternity. For all you out there with someone special in your heart, cherish that person, cherish every moment that you spend together that special someone, for in life, anything can happen anytime. You may painfully regret, only to realize that it is too late.

28/09/2021

06/08/2021

Enter completed data in to compass data base
Data base maintenance by compiling all the data from the study sites[ OTP sites ]
Check the quality of the data to be entered and inform immediate supervisor of any problems
Perform data quality checks and resolves issues that arise
Communicate and share with the data manager any related to data so that timely resolution
Liaise with Nutrition officer to obtain accurate project data
With guidance of Nutrition Manager, initiative and perform data cleaning and ensure consistency among all the sets
Keep the data log book of data entry queries and in consistencies
Assist in coming up/developing a data quality protocol to be used for quality checks and assurance for database under data management
Coordinate the data checking process and produce reports on the data quality
Present weekly and monthly reports of data entries.
Other Professional Skills
Must be A degree holder in Statistics or ICT
Exceptional leader, talented at training outstanding relationship and presentation skills.
Having a responsible attitude, remaining calm under pressure and possessing excellent decision making skills.
Focused, responsible and a timely conscious leader.
Able to work in multi-cultural and multi-ethnic environment.
Good interpersonal and efficient communication skills.
Supportive to others and develop their skills and talents.
Setting goals and objectives for individuals and teams, with Computer application skills.
Ability to live and work successfully in remote and challenging setting.
Enthusiastic, energetic and ability to work under pressure to meet tied deadline.
Able to maintain effective working relationship with subordinates, colleagues and supervisors.

28/07/2021

there is a strong argument to be made for the idea that relationships nowadays are much more fragile and easier to break.

1. Modern people mostly want instant gratification.
These days, we want everything instantly. It’s the effect brought about by the technological revolution. Computers are able to come up with solutions to our problems at the speed of light. We are so used to getting what we want right away. However, relationships don’t always work that way. Relationships and love in general always require a lot of time and nurturing. There is nothing instantaneous about building a strong and loving relationship with someone.

2. Modern people tend to be uneasy with feelings and emotions.
People tend to be very uncomfortable when it comes to feelings and emotions these days. Modern people tend to be less personal because they see feelings as weakness. The see having emotions as some kind of vulnerability. And so that’s why a lot of people are reluctant to just let themselves fall in love.

3. Modern people blur the lines between s*x and love.
These days a lot of people have a tough time distinguishing between lust and love; and it’s compromising the entire idea of being in a relationship as a whole. The more that people blur the lines between s*x and love, then the more people delude themselves into believing that they’re in a romantic relationship – even when they’re just in a lustful one.

4. Modern people approach relationships with reason and logic.
We live in a world where people value logic and reason over feelings and emotions. And that can be a good thing when it comes to sure aspects of life. But with relationships, it’s a recipe for disaster.

5. Modern people spend more time online than in the real world.
We are constantly glued to our phones and computer screens. Yes, technology has somehow made the world smaller for each and every one of us. It has allowed for people from across the globe to communicate seamlessly. However, it has also driven us

12/07/2021

You are the one I want to spend my life with. There is some kind of connection that we share. A connection of heart when I know that we are one. I can so be with you when I am with you; there is no fakeness of role. If this is called as being a soul mate, then I think I have found a real soul mate in you. Baby, know that I am in love with you, and I will forever stay in love with you.

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