Moondog University School of Alien Theology

02/25/2020

Our freshman class's latest experiment in close orbit human trolling was a success. Read the findings in our science journal 'Moondog University Journal of Transdimensional and Postdimensional Sciences'

A BIZARRE UFO hovering between Earth and the International Space Station was caught on a live camera feed by NASA in incredible footage that lasts over 20 minutes.

11/05/2019

Our beach trip excited the humans. Such simple creatures. But more importantly we were able to clone a whale for space travel. Please watch the hololecture where professor Crylipsitchbort will describe flying his space whale faster than the speed of light and how to remove blubber stains from your sun poncho.

A fleet of lights filmed in the Pamlico Sound near North Carolina’s Outer Banks has ignited a UFO debate. William Guy posted the 31-second video on Sept. 28, showing 14 orbs floating over the water.

03/14/2016

Congratulations to Syglorgk Uuuuhxyym from the Blashmoor System (Moondog class of 1876) for his infiltration of human politics. We look forward to the results in his upcoming research paper and possibly his presidency of The United States.

03/12/2016

Human/Alien dating site growing in popularity. Find the human that matches your probing or interspecies breeding criteria.

http://www.alienabductions.com

Each abduction provides the growing community of Ufologists and related researchers with more information, but we must nevertheless accept that the answers to our questions about alien abductions are still a long way off...if, indeed, our questions can ever be fully answered.

03/12/2016

A note to our freshman class, all visiting students who participate in 'buzzing the humans' for laughs will have 20 hours of mandatory community service on the planet of our choosing. The humans are stressed enough with their presidential campaign. Please don't provoke them further.

http://www.latest-ufo-sightings.net/2016/03/ufo-sighting-los-angeles-california-9-mar-2016.html

Here’s a fresh new footage of a bright unidentified object hovering in the sky above Los Angeles in California. This was filmed on Wednesday, 9th March 2016. Your opinion?Fake (0)Real (0)Not Alien (0) What others are reading right now: Mass UFO activity over Los Angeles 1-Feb-2016 Triangle-shaped UF…

06/10/2014

The Moondog University / Church of the Owl picnic and square dance will be held in our holo-gym. Please remember to sign up to bring a dish of something that can be enjoyed pan-species. No Mortgoot Kribble Spleen due to the amount of hallucinations it caused last year to a certain uptight planet from sector 9 that will go unnamed.


https://www.facebook.com/owlchurch?ref=profile

The Church of The Owl shares the messages of goodwill offered by the Holy Stovetop Owl of Fletcher, whose image appeared to prophet and disciple Art Sturtevant.

05/30/2014

Don't let this happen to you! Take our How to Leave the Moon in Your Space Ship Without Getting Caught 101 class with Proffessor XIIIILIOQ8.

http://www.ufosightingsdaily.com/2014/05/ufo-caught-leaving-moon-may-21-2014.html

Hi, my name is Scott C. Waring and I wrote a few books and am currently a ESL School Owner in Taiwan. I have had my own UFO sighting up close and personal, but that's how it works right? A non believer becomes a believer when they experience their first sighting. You witnessed it, your perceptual fi…

01/21/2014

Shout out to our Performance Art students. Look forward to your work in 2014!

http://www.foxnews.com/science/slideshow/2013/06/26/top-ufo-sightings/ =1

There is no need to travel to outer space to discover life on other planets; extraterrestrials have been caught on camera visiting our planet for years. Check out these UFO sightings and decide for yourself if what you see is proof of alien life, or products of a very skilled Photoshop artist.

01/17/2014

Part-time Moondog University Alien Hologram Professor Simone Parkes is in the news! Publish or perish we always say.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2343983/Whitby-Councillor-Simon-Parkes-tells-ITVs-The-Morning-I-lost-virginity-alien-holographic-age-FIVE.html

Married father-of-three Simon Parkes, 53, who represents Stakesby on Whitby Town Council, said he is still perfectly capable of doing his job.

01/14/2014

Welcome Art Sturtevant. As our one and only friend we will offer you a free Gargthenite from Europa, which is quite valuable as you well know. Remember to feed it only from a distance.

01/14/2014

Spaceflight 101 is now being taught by XIjdryy Cvvvvvvv. Sign up now! Side note - we send our condolences to Admiral Snnnoook's family and egg bearers. Don't text and inter-dimensional travel folks. Lesson to learn here.