Master Amitis Pourarian

Master Amitis Pourarian 8th Degree Black Belt
30 + Year Experience
Former US Team Member
Stanford University Alumni

04/06/2026

What do you do when your #1 April Fools target leaves the country and goes all the way to Japan? šŸ‡ÆšŸ‡µ

A) Do nothing
OR
B) Go completely overboardā€¦

So naturally, I chose Option B šŸ˜ˆ
ā€¢ Plant a ā€œmust-goā€ bar on her Japan itinerary šŸø
ā€¢ Secretly rent out the entire bar šŸŽ­
ā€¢ Hire the best drag queen in Japan to play Parmis šŸ‘‘
ā€¢ Hire the most talented improv team to put on a custom show with her as the center of it all šŸŽ¤ (holding a mic, which she hatesā€¦ and being put on the spot, which she hates even more)
ā€¢ Plant a fake audience šŸ‘€
ā€¢ Make a custom April Fools song (wait for the 6-minute mark) šŸŽ¶

I may or may not have taken April Fools a little too seriously this yearā€¦but Iā€™m retiring so gotta go out with a bang! The kids can take over from here.

I went with Option Bā€¦ enjoy! šŸ˜‚šŸŽ‰.

04/03/2026

Caskets on Consignmentā€¦itā€™s a thing. It backfiredā€¦he bought one to bury me in!!!

04/03/2026

The best part about this whole prank is that we met the guy in the car for the first time 5 minutes before the prank. He came in to buy some jump ropes and we roped him into doing a prank with us! What a great sport!

04/02/2026

Former bull rider or just bull ?

04/02/2026

Itā€™s not often my mother threatens to kill me (well once a year) ā€¦sometimes itā€™s worth it ā€¦

04/01/2026

ā€œsnitches get stitches ā€œ but what does someone get if they divulge a master p prank ahead of time???? ā€¦.Their least favorite thing!!!ā€¦GLITTER!

04/01/2026

The first Salvo has been firedā€¦

03/13/2026

Thank you for inviting me to be on your show to showcase womenā€™s self defense and empowered women for Womenā€™s Month!

02/18/2026

My heart is full.

I am so incredibly grateful for the love and support from past members, current members, friends, and community leaders who came from near and far to celebrate our grand opening and expansion into our bigger location. If you missed it enjoy this recap videoā€¦

Seeing so many familiar faces ā€” some who have been part of this journey for years ā€” reminded me why we do this. This has never just been about a building. Itā€™s about people. Itā€™s about growth. Itā€™s about impact.

This new space represents vision, resilience, and the unwavering belief that we can always level up ā€” as leaders, as families, and as a community.

Thank you for believing in me. Thank you for believing in our mission. And thank you for continuing to grow with us.

The best is still ahead. šŸ’›

02/11/2026

Words couldnā€™t express my gratitude to my brother in law for his behind the scenes support in getting our new studio so I thought getting him something he always wanted would! This was fun!

02/05/2026

One of the biggest gifts I could give Chris was to send him far far away from me so he could rest hahahahaha šŸ˜‚ ! I gifted him a trip to Korea at our Grand Opening party in gratitude for all of the above and beyond help he gave me during our move. Thank you, again

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1390 Lead Hill Blvd, Ste 100
Roseville, CA
95661

Telephone

916 258-5425

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