Botanisör Florist

22/11/2023

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23/03/2023

27/02/2023

Today will be the last post from this page. We are retiring it to the recycle bin due to technical difficulties. If you would like to keep following the shenanigans of the crew at Botanisör Florist please follow us at the new page, Botanisör Florist Launceston.

After a bit of rain over night, what a beautiful day to start the week with. It’s just glorious.
Have you ever had a mental block on a collective noun? Or have a favourite? Our new range of collective noun tea towels and tote bags are for you. Wether it’s a murder of crows, a flamboyance of flamingos, a knot of frogs, an ostentation of peacocks or a loveliness of ladybirds. All in the best quality Indian cotton. Useful and educational for children of all ages to make washing up more fun. There are also the stunningly beautiful linen tea towels by Petals & Pins with the exquisite petal dresses too.
Did you know it’s a bouquet of hummingbirds? What’s your favourite?
And a heads up as I will be closing a little earlier than normal today. Have an appointment to change my will. I said will, not will to live. Although I have nothing to leave anyone, not even a working organ, I need to include some new instructions. After the service I need someone to take the flowers off my casket and throw them over their ahead into the crowd to see who’s next.
It will be like when the it’s time to was up. They will scatter to the four winds.
Have a great week and remember in case nobody told you today, thank you for being you.

☎️ 6334 9187, 🖥 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🐞🐸🦩🐈‍⬛🦚122 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

24/02/2023

We can see the finish tape from here. The finish line for the week is nigh. Hooray for Friyay.
And am I the only one sick of this drawn out debate on a new stadium? Build it, build it big. Put a retractable roof on it. Use it for as many sports and concerts as possible. Build a gastronomic center next to it. And a shopping precinct. Is it not written, build it big, build it well and they shall come to eat, shop and play? Or words to that effect.
And public transport! Good, easy, fun transport to ferry everyone. Here’s a good chance to put in a tram loop. Using heritage trams, like San Francisco. Transport + History = Fun
BUT I do need to preface this with as much as sport is part of a healthy life, I would like to see a world where footballers have to buy their own balls and the teachers who got them there are awarded million dollar contracts.
Soap box away and I’m back to work. Lots more people to make smile today. I love my job!
Have a great weekend and remember parenting is a lot like the bar scene. Everyone is yelling, everything is sticky and occasionally someone throws up somewhere they shouldn’t.

☎️ 6334 9187, 🖥 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🏟️🍱🛍️ 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

21/02/2023

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Yeah I know it’s only Tuesday but I’m here to tell you tomorrow is Launceston Cup and we will be open till 1pm. Like Saturdays. If your going to bet, hope you back a winner. Although what comes out the back end is a surer bet and will make the world grow.
David on the other hand wants to tell you we have rainbow dolly pegs to brighten up your tightie whities, delicates or witches britches.
Have a great Cup day and remember 90% of marriage is shouting “What!” From another room.

☎️ 6334 9187, 🖥 www.botanisorflorist.com or 📒📙📕📗📘 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

20/02/2023

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Let us start the week with my latest work, An ode to Alicia Bridges. Its I love the nightlife. Get it? I am so under appreciated and over medicated right now.
If you squint real hard, like reading the instructions on the back of a bag of rice,(who thought white font on yellow was and idea), you can see David hiding from doing any work. If Monday was person, it would be him. Rather like a slinky. No real purpose in life but makes you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Anywho back to the bouquet making and the order sending out.
Have a great week and remember the more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. So eat cake and say safe.

☎️ 6334 9187, 🖥 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🕺🏻🪩💃🍰 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

17/02/2023

We did it,we did it, we made it to Friyay without having to use the bail money for bail. We did however use it for shoes. Not all of it. Just most of it.
As seen above/below (it’s like when I worked in telly again. Yes, in and on the telly) , whatever, a restock of succulent gardens. Stunningly beautiful, low maintenance and the perfect alternative to children. Or if you have friend who keep bringing their children over to your house, we have cactus. Just saying.
Now to broach a sensitive topic, I know as domesticated adults we all do it but we need to bring it into the open. This having a favorite hot plate on the stove/hob. No one ever talks about it but you know it’s true. Which one is yours?
Have a great weekend and remember life is like a p***s, sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down…but it won’t be hard for long.

☎️ 6334 9187, 🖥 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🌵🪴🤤 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

15/02/2023

Yes its Humpday and mostly because I’ve got the hump. It was a wonderful day yesterday but today is like when you’ve given birth. The euphoria was amazing, the results spectacular but it takes a while to clean it and it never goes back the way it was.
Now Fedtivale, check. Valentine’s, check. Today is Drag story time at the library in Civi Square. What better way to promote literacy and make reading exciting. Especially after someone posted on tinternetthattjey had baked synonym buns. And I replied, just like grammar used to make. I got blocked!
Well only TasPRIDE, Marci Gras and World Pride to go. And all that in February. Are we taking March off?
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Have a great day and remember my ability to remember lyrics from the 80’sfar exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into a room.

☎️ 6334 9187, 🖥 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🌈📕📗📘📙📒 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

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13/02/2023

13/02/2023

On our marks, ready, set, create! Yes the day is here. Its Valentine’s eve.
As many of us getting ready to go with out sleep for no thanks and the odd abuse (that’s why mothers are good at floristry) to please as many people as possible. Sharing the love and raising funds an awareness for RAW Rural Alive & Well. There are many ways to show love and take care of each other.
Plus we are one concrete Italian down. David went camping with his friends over the week end. They got lost in the bush and tried to Bear Grylls it out. David stopped when he found wallaby tracks. One friend, let’s call him Stork, was convinced they were wombat tracks. While the third amigo, Swan, claimed them to be quoll tracks. All three were staring at the tracks when the train hit them.
Have a great week, any spare Prozac, or similar greatly accepted from Wednesday on. Just joking! For legal reasons. Seriously look around the bottom of your bag, between the fluffy tampon and the wrong lifesaver.
And remember if at first you don’t succeed, don’t sky dive.

☎️ 6334 9187, 🖥 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🌸🌼🌺🛤️ 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.