U of T Intramurals

06/09/2022

As Jesus was walking beside the Sea of Galilee, He saw two brothers, Simon called Peter and his brother Andrew. They were carving up the corpses of animals, for they were butchers. "Come, follow Me," said Jesus, "and I will make you butchers of men." And at once they left their knives and followed Him.

"You morons, you dunces" Jesus admonished them. "Go back and get your knives, we're gonna be needing those knives."

01/19/2022

it's been ages since I even wrote anything on here but tbh I sometimes look back on the glory days and y'know what? running this absolute garbage s**tposting page transformed me and it transformed my life, significantly for the better. I met people I wouldn't have met otherwise, those people taught me to think in ways I'd never thought before, now I'm a straight-up completely different person, almost unrecognizable. Like, if present-day me could go back and find early-2019 me I'd absolutely kick the s**t out of them. Early 2019 was almost three years ago, can you believe it?

Anyway, if anyone back from the old days still sees this, just know, I owe absolutely everything I am today to you. Which is, like, not that much, ngl. but it's still everything :)

07/28/2021

the greatest artist who ever lived probably didn't even make a single tangible work of art. they probably just sat around THINKING of new ideas for art all day.

07/26/2021

I've done enough drugs to be absolutely sure that if Socrates had been alive today she'd be openly trans:)

07/23/2021

tickle me alamo

07/21/2021

I'm just gonna come out and say it

they should make steel-toed stiletto heel shoes

stylish AND safe

06/17/2021

06/17/2021

the family cat is hooked on huffing Clorox

06/16/2021

just gonna come out and say it. to have a country called "Poland" that includes NEITHER the north pole NOR the south pole just seems like false advertising. it's probably not as hot a take as I think it is but it's what I'm mad about today, goddammit

06/10/2021

if the word "GOD" offends you... chances are you are one ;)

06/10/2021

of burden,
of eden,
infection

06/08/2021

Avenue Qanon