19/05/2025
THE BONNE ARRIVEE MAGIC: The Exam Results Wahala & My New Nickname 😂📚
So, at the end of first semester, as I said, I wrote almost all my French answers in English 99% English, 1% “bonjour!” 😂 To my surprise, when we resumed for second semester, those answers were actually marked! As for the English courses, I knew I was going to murder them-no Google needed at all. I understood everything, no stress, no wahala! 😎
When I got home after the first semester, I wanted my dad to know he should keep believing in me. So, I called my friend Kwabena Adjei Bimpong and tried to flex my “French” on the phone:
“Allo mon ami, ça va?” (which was normal, because I’d managed to gather a few vocabularies during first sem-moi, papa, maison-just to say ‘my dad and I are in the house’). Eiii, kooo, which kind French is that? 🤣
But my dad was so happy to hear his daughter “communicating” in French. Little did he know those sentences were not making sense like that, but he was proud and that made me want to learn and speak fluently so he’d be even prouder. 🥹
Fast forward, school reopened and I was tense because our results were not out yet. My heart was racing! Then, during our first lecture, the lecturer came and asked, “So those who answered in English, what were you thinking? You’re here to learn French, not English!” He advised us seriously and said that would be the last time we’d get away with it. He also mentioned that the exam officer would soon release the results and, eiii, a lot of people failed. My heart did gbimmmm! 😳
Next week came, and guys, say it with me: God is good! 🙌 I bagged 5 As and 2 Bs! Four of the As were in the English courses (as expected, haha) and one was in French! The Bs-well, you already know, French tried to humble me small. Apparently, we did 5 separate French courses, but some were actually 2-in-1, just different lecturers, so in all, 7 courses for the semester.
I remember it was our TA who shared the results because there was a problem with the portal. Guys, heaaaat! The way I ran out to call my number one-my dada-to break the news! And stop the excitement: apparently, I was the second highest in the class! Just imagine! It boosted my morale sky-high. My dad was like, “Send the results to me fast!” He was so happy-at least his daughter won’t come home with even a single E. I bet he was ready to show his friends, “See my daughter ,Sherifa," hehe bonne arrivée won’t kill me! 😂 I miss you, Dad. 🥲😭RIP okaaày(Je t'aime toujours mon papa ❤️❤️)
A friend of mine later confessed that until he saw my results, he thought getting C and D was enough. But, chale, we dey try!
We went for another lecture in English-this time, Linguistics. Shout out to Samuel Alhassan Issah Prof Issah! 🙌 That lecturer gave me a brand new nickname, hehehe. Google really did the magic for me first semester, but as second semester began, things got hotter! 🔥
You want to know what Google Translate did to me next and what my new nickname was? Follow, like, and share for more, because charlie, things happened! But it was all worth it.
Stay tuned-this journey is just getting sweeter! 🚀✨
P.S. If you missed the beginning, check out my pages Sherifatu Kadri Inspires and Sherifatu Kadiri for all the chapters!