Ecclefechan School of Tropical Science

02/07/2019

Our groundbreaking Cloning Programme reveals some unexpected results.

24/05/2019

Glad to report that Clyde has now been reunited with Bonnie and all is well in Ecclefechan.

It is thought it got through a hole in the fence of its enclosure at the site in southern Scotland.

08/04/2019

We haven't posted in a while because, like everyone else, we have been preoccupied with the situation in Europe and how it will affect our staff and students. But over the weekend, we received an important message we want to share with you.
Our cleaner, Mrs Duffy, (well known for her psychic abilities) was contacted by an image of Angela Merkel on a used tea towel in the staffroom (see below) urging us to revoke Article 50.
We are so struck by the likeness of this image to the real AM (see below) that we have no choice other than to agree. We must revoke Article 50. Please contact your MP and pass on this important message from Europe.
Thank you.

21/06/2018

Here are Spot and Pepper warming up before ESTS's big game against Argentina in the World Cup this afternoon. Good luck boys.

03/05/2018

After a prolonged hibernation period, our staff and students have returned to the school with renewed vigour. Here is a group of our Fur Studies students, who are conducting groundbreaking research into the implications of moulting in tropical climates.

11/09/2017

We are very excited to be able to add Prancercise to our Interpretive Dance curriculum.
NB Students must provide their own ankle weights.

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07/09/2017

Welcome to some of our new, younger students, who are keen to get started on their Interpretive Dance BA hons.

16/08/2017

Professor Takreem enjoying some leisure time, having solved the age old question, what links the quantum arrow of time to the thermodynamic arrow?

12/08/2017

We are sad to announce that the annual tropical science field trip to Guam has been postponed until further notice.

08/08/2017

Our award winning Interpretive Dance dept. will be performing "The Things We Love About Ecclefechan" at the day centre this weekend. Tickets available from the Truckstop.

05/08/2017

Always at the forefront of research into cures for tropical diseases, our laboratory staff are winding down after a busy week with some cross species yoga.

04/08/2017

With the summer schools in full swing and preparations for term time underway, our office staff are very much being kept on their toes. Here are Jennifer and Tracy helping things run smoothly; thanks for all your hard work!