Global college of Engg. & tech. kahanpur-khuhi (Anandpur Sahib)

22/11/2015

07/01/2014

Happy Gurpurab...

01/01/2014

Happy new year global waleo

11/11/2013

Kis-kis nu yaad aanda aeh time....!!

14/09/2012

The Worlds Best Teachers
Life & Time Are The Worlds Best Teachers.
Life Teaches Us The Use Of Time
&
Time Teaches Us The Value Of Life.

13/09/2012

Ladki Se Police Ne Poocha: TumNe 50 Aadmi Q Maare...??
Ladki: Ji Main 60 Ki Speed Se Car Chala Rahi Thi,
Achanak Pata Laga K Break Kaam Nahi Kar Rahi Ab Mere Ek Taraf 2 Aadmi Ja Rahe The Or Ek Taraf Baraat Me Kisay Maarti...??
Police: 2 Aadmiyon Ko Maarti, TaaKi NuQsan Kam Hota
LARKI: Ji MeinE ne bhi ye hi KiyaTha,
Per Ek Aadmi to niche aa gaya
aur dusra Baraat Ki Taraf Bhaaga kya krti :(.. :p =D :D
smart girl. :p

13/09/2012

Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.
Next day zuban cut g*i..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.
Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.
Bahut marte hai.
Next day baap ghar aate hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua ??
Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki
death ho g*i hai, wahan Gayi
hain... :P =D :D

13/09/2012

Kamina pappu
Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue Teachar
Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki.......
Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye dekogeto Kahoge,,,
Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gya..!
Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gya..!
OR Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi Reh Gya..!
pappu ye sunker gusse se Bola:
or Ye Humari Teachar
Hai Jinka dehant(death) Ho gya...:p :DD

13/09/2012

कल आम आदमी ये सोच रहा था कि क्या वो कभी आई
फोन-5 खरीद पायेगा,
और
आज वो ये सोच रहा है कि क्या वो साल का सातवां सिलेंडर
खरीद पायेगा :P

12/09/2012

Superhit bezti:

Ek rich ladki ne signal pr khde bhikari se kaha
Arey maine apko kahi dekha h

Bhikari bola
Memsaab we are friends on FACEBOOk

12/09/2012

ਖਾਕ ਜਿੰਨੀ ਔਕਾਤ ਨਾਂ ਮੇਰੀ, ਮੈਥੋਂ ਉੱਪਰ ਇਹ ਜੱਗ ਸਾਰਾ |
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