Shantilal Shah Engineering College, Bhavnagar.

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Welcome to Shantilal Shah Engineering College Approved by and Affiliated to the Bhavnagar University. It is accredited by All India Council for Technical Education, New Delhi and Government of Gujarat. The government vows to run the institute in nice manner and it intends to impart the best education by personal attention to each student. This has helped students to develop their personality and t

hereby making them more compatible with the industry standards. Students of SSEC comprise cream of the young generation who are intellectually ready to accept the challenges of life in general and the industry in particular, in the coming decades.

Texting isn't worth Life...
18/09/2013

Texting isn't worth Life...

16/09/2013

Truth:
Truth no 1 : nobody is real in this world except Mother..

Truth no. 2 : a poor person has no friends..

Truth no. 3 : people do not like good thoughts they like good looks..

Truth no 4 : people respect the money not the person..

Truth no 5 : the person you love the most, will hurt you the most !

"Truth is Simple, But, The Moment YOU try to Explain it, It Becomes Difficult..."

"When you are happy you enjoy the music", but "when you are sad, you understand the lyrics".

IN LIFE: Two things define you.
"Your patience when you have
nothing"
... & ...
"your attitude when you have everything".

06/09/2013

Funny Facts About Engineers:
1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.
2. An engineer learns to power of getting up at 11.25 am and reaching in the class at 11.30 am.
3. T-shirt and jeans are engineers national dress and maggie national food.
4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first brake that thing and than he would fix it. This is his lab work you don’t have nay right to disturb him.
5. An engineer can build a car, space ship and they even can make time machine. However they just can’t build a relationship with a girl.
6. An engineer don’t care for the rise in rate of petrol or gold but they get mad when cigarette costs Rs.2.45 instead of 2.40.
7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem than they will create one and would start solving it.
8. An engineer touches his car and phone more than his girl, if he have.
9. An engineer can have Dr. title but a doctor can’t have Er. title.
10. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final expression.
11. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because you’re CUTE. This is how Engineers flirt.
12. Non engineers have great mind, genius mind , brilliant mind but an engineer never mind.
13. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking attendance.
14. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.
15. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this.
16. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.
17. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents.
18. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.
19. The most common dialogue on the opening day of an engineering college is, “Bhai, iss saal bhi koi khaas ladkiya nahi hain!”
20. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is having a bottle of beer in his hand
21. There is always a hidden folder in engineers laptop...............😀😬😎

30/08/2013

It's never too late to start over again...

18/08/2013

''intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings...''

16/08/2013

Follow Excellence...
Success will chase you...

23/07/2013

A Nano breaks down on a roadside.

A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver.
"I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights"

They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km/h.

The BMW driver totally forgets about the nano & guns it after the Porsche.

Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ:

"Calling all stations :: You won't believe this, I just saw a BMW & a Porsche racing past at bout 190 km/h with a Nano behind them flashing its lights to Overtake ;)

20/07/2013

Qatil Haseena Ki Qatil
Angrezi....
Boy :" Hiiiiii..
Fake Girl :" How Are You ??
Boy : " I Am Fine &
You..
Fake Girl : " Maine Puchha, How
Are You ??
Boy Replied : " I Am Fine..
Fake Girl : " Ek To Tum Logo Ka
Angrezi Ka
Problem Bahot Hai Upar
Se Aa Gaye Facebook Pe
Chat Karne..
Maine Puchha How Are
You??
Matlab Tum
Kaun Ho.??😳
Boy : " DIDI, Bas Apna
Chhota Bhai Samjho...

😆😆😀😀😊😊

19/07/2013

Skills, Knowledge, Abilities & Experiences are Only Useful If you are at the right place at right time.
A lion in cage is a dog.
A dog on road is a lion.

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19/07/2013

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12/07/2013

Remember,
happiness doesn’t depend upon
who you are or what you have,
it depends solely upon what you think...

10/07/2013

Jaane kab aayega……….. Happy MEN's Day

For the 1st time SOMETHING on a MAN. Do read it.

Who is a MAN?

>A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age.

>He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.

>He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face.

>He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the girl he loves just to see her smiling

>He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complain.

>He builds their future by takng loans from banks & repayng them for lifetime.

>He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.

>His mother, wife & boss all try to control him.

>His life finally ends up only by compromising for others' happiness.

BECHARA MAN...!?

Agar aurat par hath uthaye to BESHARAM,

Aurat se maar khae to BUZDIL,

Aurat ko kisi ke saat dekh ker ladai kare to JEALOUS,

Chup rahe to DARPOK,

Ghar se bahar rahe to AAWARA,

Ghar me rahe to NAAKARA,

Bachhon ko dante to ZALIM,

Na dante to LAPARWAH,

Aurat ko naukari karane se roke to SHAK KARNE WALA,

Aurat ko naukari karane se na rokey to BIWI KI KAMAI KHANE WALA,

Maa ki mane to CHAMCHA,

Biwi ki sune to JORU KA GULAM...

Na Jane Kab Aayega,

"HAPPY MEN'S DAY"

Respect every male in your life.

U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.

Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth!!

HAPPY MAN'S DAY
JO KABI NAHI AAYEGA.....

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New Sidsar Campus
Bhavnagar
364060

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+912782445509

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