Chichorristaan KE Chowdhry

Chichorristaan KE Chowdhry HELLO FRNDS!!!!!!! ITS YoUr WrlD.....

yahapar jitna marzi chichorapan karna hai karo, koi tumhe nahi rokega!!!!!

mEIN aPKO bTATA hU kI cHICHORAPAN kYA hOTA hAI>>>> Newton's law of chichorapan:
every chichora continues to do chichorapan until a thappad wid a velocity of 9.5m/s is impressed upon him by an elderly this force is called sharmindagi which is directly propotional to bezatti where begharati remains constant!!.......

05/12/2016
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01/07/2013

Today's date 1-7-13
Next year
it would be 1-7-14

jo samja lyk kroo

28/08/2012

Santa and Banta were playing
chess

(joke doesn't end here) :P
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Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai.

Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai
aur mera sirf ghoda :P :D

The joke doesn't end here either
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Phir waha Gubbarewala aata
hai.

Gubbarewala: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelate
hai.

Santa-Banta:
Nahi, aap to hume aasanise hara
doge.

Gubbarewala: Chalo yaar, Tum dono aur
me akela.

S-B: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge

Gubbarewala: Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.

S-B: Haan, Phir thik hai.
The joke still doesn't end.
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Dono obviously haar jate hai aur
Gubbarewala chala jata hai.

Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se
bhi hara diya usne.

Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume...

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga.

15/08/2012

18 + only

Girls hostel ki light 3 din se gayab..

Tang aa kar madam ne department ko phone kiya aur kaha,

3 din se ladkiya mombati se kaam chala rahi hai,

Aaj to Admi bhej do, :P :D

04/08/2012
13/06/2012

Santa :- terko bus me aunty ne thappad kyu mara,
banta :- kuch ni yaar,
meri photo gir gyi thi,
maine bs itna kha,
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Aunty saari upar karna photo leni hai :o :p

11/06/2012

People smoke n drink for a few days& get addicted to
it.!
V r studying since birth..Bt still v r notaddicted 2 study! Dats called Self Control...

10/06/2012

Ek Sacha Dost Wahi HE Jo Apka Pehla AanSu Poch Le

DuSra AanSu Rok Le

Aur Agar TiSra Aansu Aya To Jor Se ThaPpad Mare Or Kahe “Le Ab khuL Ke Ro Le......

10/06/2012

faadu joke :O

18+ only :)

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Bacha chest pe hath rakh k Pencil uthne k liye jhuka.

Baap:Chest pe hath q rkha?

Bacha:school me madam Bina hath rakh ke juki thi

To fefde bahar aa gaye they.

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