Kenyatta University Student Aids Control Organization-City Chapter

27/06/2017

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29/10/2016

Hi guys it has been long, how is the going?

26/10/2014

HIV vs EBOLA
HIV:Hello! Who is this?
EBOLA:Your little sister Ebola.
HIV:Why are u using international number?
EBOLA:I was in Liberia en now i am in Nigeria.
HIV:How is the business?
EBOLA:I am doing my job very well compared to u.U av been here for the last 30yrs en u did little.I moved in Africa for the past 30 months en i am now the Talk of the whole continent.
HIV:I do my work slowly but sure.
EBOLA:Where are u now?
HIV:I am in +255 currently.
EBOLA:I wanted to come there via +254,+256 then to +255 but i don't av transport.
HIV:Please,sister don't bother to come,these people av enough problems already.
EBOLA:I won't come bcz the population there is low,who is there with u?
HIV:I am here with my friends Malaria en Typhoid.Right now am in lodges,hotel,clubs,inns en bars waiting for those Men who leave their wives at home to look for me en the youth who cannot live without S*x.
Guys take care of ur loved ones.

20/08/2014

ARE YOU A MODEL? bit.ly/VEigk8THIS CAN BE A LIFE TIME CHANCE

11/04/2014

PROM NIGHT!!!

The most coveted event of the semester is here, giving a farewell send-off to our fourth years
TODAY, 11th April 2014 rm 203
Dress code: OFFICAIL
Entry: FREE
Time: 6:30

There will be lots of fun, music, speed dating, ice cream, snacks, cake, talent exhbit time, and much more

DONT MISS, TELL A FRIEND

ps: there will be prizes for the beat dressed couples

P.C. Mukangala

05/03/2014

The big debate goes down today in Amphitheatre frm 4.30pm-6.30pm
Lots of refreshments available.
Moderator: James Smart

19/02/2014

Team KUSACO

Today's meeting is scheduled to take place in room 502 from 4-5.
Purpose to attend as interesting issues will be discussed.

Tell a friend

10/02/2014

There is Daily V.C.T in room 310 and 312. Make a point of visiting them and know your status.

16/01/2014

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant-- about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?"
Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it this time!

16/01/2014

Boy: I have been waiting for this day.X_X
Girl: Do you want me to leave??
Boy: NO!!!!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of Course
Girl: Will you ever cheat on me??
Boy: Never in my life
Girl: Will you ever kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will you hit me??
Boy: Are you crazzy..!
Girl: Can i trust you?
Boy: Yes..!!
Girl: Sweet Heart..!

(NOW READ FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP!)

16/01/2014

A lot of people out there are having unprotected s*x yet their mobiles are protected with expensive cases.

10/01/2014