Adamu Augie College of Education Argungu

Adamu Augie College of Education Argungu “Everything you can imagine is real.” To provide avenue for teacher in service courses and curricular development.

INTRODUCTION
As clearly explained in the College enabling edict (Kebbi State College of Education Law, 1993) the College was established to achieve the following objectives.
1. Provide courses of study, training, research in Arts, Languages, Social Sciences and Sciences leading to the award of the Nigeria Certificate in Education (NCE).
2.

05/10/2017

HUSBAND: My dear, its like the light in the toilet is now automatic!
WIFE: Wat happened?
HUSBAND: When I open the door the light came on and after I urinated and
closed the door the light went off!
WIFE: Drunkard! Anu-ofia.. you have gone to urinate in the FRIDGE again! #

09/11/2016

Orji A. Uka (): posted
The US election is over. Can we return to reality & ask Pres Buhari why he hasn't appointed a CJN 24 hrs to the retirement of the incumbent?

09/11/2016

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Russian President Putin Congratulates Donald Trump
Russian President Vladimir Putin on Wednesday congratulated Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump for his victory in US elections, hoping to work with him to improve relations, the Kremlin said in a statement.
Donald Trump for his victory in US electionsout of their critical condition” and said that “building constructive dialogue” would be in the interest of both countries and the world community, the Kremlin statement said...

09/11/2016

Big Government was told to take a hike last night just like Big Government was told to take a hike in the Brexit vote. Last night, yesterday, was a total repudiation of Big Government. It was a total repudiation of the Obama presidency and every aspect of it.

09/11/2016

22 Suspects Arrested For Vandalizing Kaduna Solar Panel Street Lights
Security agencies in Kaduna have arrested 22 suspects for vandalizing and stealing solar street lights installed by the Kaduna State Government. Samuel Aruwan,Spokesman to Governor Nasir Ahmad El-Rufai disclosed on Wednesday that 19 out of the 22 suspects have been charged to court.
Aruwan, further reiterated the state government’s commitment to prosecute anyone found vandalizing or stealing public properties, he stated that,”…security operatives have arrested 22 suspects for vandalizing and stealing of Solar StreetLights. Scrap Iron Scavengers fixed by the state government. Others in the net are buyers of the stolen properties within the metropolis.
“After careful combing of the crime scene, Solar Batteries and their covers and one iron saw were recovered inside the Cemetery along Bashama Road, Tudun Wada area of the metropolis.
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“The operation which lasted for two days raided all Scrap Iron Vendors, Roadside Solar Battery Sellers mentioned in the deal. Items recovered during the raids include Solar Panels, Armored Cables, Vehicle spare parts and Textile materials suspected to have been stolen were recovered from the suspects.
Those arrested are ; Nazif Mohammed, Aminu Isa, Yusuf Tukur, Imrana Yusuf, Ibrahim Ahmed, Shamsudeen Jibrin, Sani Idris, Abdullahi Bashir and Ahmed Sani. Others are: Adamu Najib, Annas Mohammed, Abubakar Abba, AbubakarUmar, Suleiman Nasir, Uzaifa Saffiyanu, Abdulrasheed Abdullahi, UsmanAbubakar, Adamu Ahmadu, Abdullahi Musa and Abubakar Kule.​
Aruwan also revealed that, the suspects and the items recovered were handed over to the Criminal Investigation Department (CID) of the State Police Command for further investigation to establish the criminal profiles of the suspects for possible for various offences for prosecution.
He also warned vandals to desist from these dangerous acts, as the state government will prosecute anyone found vandalizing or stealing public property.
Signed
Samuel Aruwan
Special Assistant to the Governor (Media and Publicity)
9 November, 2016

09/11/2016

The beauty of CHINA is TECHNOLOGY.
The beauty of INDIA is PHARMACY.
The beauty of ISRAEL is MILITARY MIGHT.
The beauty of GHANA is GOLD.
The beauty of BRITIAN is EDUCATION.
The beauty of SOUTH AFRICA is DIAMOND.
The beauty of LEBANON is CEDAR.
The beauty of MALAYSIA is PALM OIL.
The beauty of SAUDI ARABIA is TRADE.
The beauty of KUWAIT is CRUDE OIL.
The beauty of UNITED STATES is AUTHORITY.
The beauty of JAPAN is AUTOMOBILE.
The beauty of ITALY is TEXTILE.
The beauty of CZECH is STEEL.
The beauty of GERMANY is MACHINERY.
The beauty of ARGENTINA is BEEF.
The beauty of INDONESIA is WEARS.
The beauty of IRAQ is AMMUNITION.
Please...... WHAT IS THE BEAUTY OF NIGERIA?

09/11/2016

ORTOM DIRECTS RELEASE OF N20M FOR STUDENTS
Governor Samuel Ortom today directed the Commissioner of Finance to release N20 million for the commencement of the payment of scholarship allowances to Benue State students.
He gave the directive at a meeting with the students who were protesting the non payment of the allowances, at the old Banquet Hall of the Benue Peoples House.
Governor Ortom said the state did not have enough resources to pay all at once hence the resort to the piecemeal payment arrangement.
He commended them for the peaceful manner they conducted themselves.
When the Governor asked whether any of them had died during the protest, Victor Onah, stepped forward and everyone burst into laughter after which the Chief Executive requested the person among them who posted such information on Facebook to take it down.

07/11/2016

From the hearts of men who live and
die for others come the rarest
courage worthy of emulation. No one
understands the essence of life more
than a soldier in the battlefield. He
signs to protect with last drop of his
blood, every step is carefully
calculated to produce lethal blow
against enemies of humanity and
peace. A fallen hero he may be, but
a shining star he shall remain in the
hearts and minds of citizens who
love their country.

07/11/2016

Dedicated to Col Abu Ali
SOLDIER BOY
Of soldiers and of men...
And the mothers of our lands...
The daily tears and rage..
The clouds of burning dreams.......Until the last soul is fell..Of those who wish us not well
We all shall not relent, ....we will fight until the insurgency ends......let our nation heal
all their plans revealed......Our Victory sealed
Oh Lord of love,pls comfort the living we beseech.....on bended knees we call on thee beautifully, and wait until your mercy befalls...
upon hearts once bereaft of smiles.....seasons of tender falls,springs of blossomed hopes.....Dream Nights of ebony lights, days birthed at the shores of peaceful harvests...
With our tears,lets make rains of ease until hatred is drowned...
With our smiles,let's melt the hardened hearts.......Blow the kiss of love,
And let the enemies fall....
Spread the sheet of love and let peace lie.....
Fly the kite of peace and let the war.

05/11/2016

®She's not properly dressed, instead of you to preach to her, you are shouting "WOW!!! you look sexy.... Brother u are part of the problem.

05/11/2016

Am not that perfect man but every day I wake up and ask myself 'what can I do make this woman's life better?'

Ride or die means ur always there for one another. In good times and in the bad.

'I trust u' is better complement than 'I love u' bcus u may not always trust the person u love but u can always love the person u trust.'

If ur happy together f**k what everyone else has to say.

We fight, we cuss, we kiss, we hug, we txt, we talk, we argue, we laughter, we smile, we love. That's just us.

Real men stay faithful, they don't have time to look for other women bcus they're too busy looking for new ways to love their own.

It makes the right one to make u forget all the wrong ones.

When we first met, I had no idea u would be so important to me.

One loyal girlfriend is worth than a hundred hoes.

05/11/2016

To start your morning guys:
A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Primary 3.
The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Primary 4. I am smarter than my sister and she's in Primary 4".
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Primary 4.
Principal: What is 3+3?
Boy: 6.
Principal: 6+6.
Boy: 12.
The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Primary 4 immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?
Boy: Legs.
Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have?
Boy: Pockets.
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut.
Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky?
(The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge)
Boy: Bubble gum.
Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent.
(The principal was looking restless)
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first.
Boy: Wedding ring.
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose.
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow.
Principal: Jesus!
Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?
Boy: Fork.
Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname.
Principal: Chinekemeee!!
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
Boy: Heart.
Principal: Eeeeeehhhhh!!!
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, "Send this BLOODY boy to the university... Even I myself got all the answers wrong.

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