16/01/2026
20 VERY Funny Facts About Block C (Lagos) – ATBU
1. Block C Is Called “Lagos” Because Peace Is Illegal
If you’re looking for calm, Block C will advise you to relocate spiritually.
2. The Population Is Unknown to Science
Over 200 rooms, but like 5,000 people.
Census officers don’t come here.
3. Nobody Is Truly Alone
Lock your door, off light — somebody will still shout your name.
4. “Kunu” Is Not Food, It’s a Security Alert
Once you hear “Kunu!” or “An kawo kunu!”
A lady has entered.
Block C human CCTV with zoom activated.
5. Toilets Are a Test From God
About 80% are gone.
Some have doors, some believe in faith.
Privacy is optional.
6. Morning Bath Is a Tournament
7:00–7:30am = World Cup final.
If you bath late, just attend lecture mentally.
7. Night Bath Has No Shame
Corridor, staircase, near tank — creativity is encouraged.
8. Electricity Is a Rumour
Lights don’t work, but hotplates are everywhere.
NEPA fears Block C.
9. One Socket, Eight Appliances
If fire no come out, give thanks.
10. Mosquitoes Are Not Normal
Downstairs mosquitoes have experience.
Spray only makes them angry.
11. Mosquito Net Is PPE
Without it, you’ll donate blood daily.
12. Noise Is the Default Setting
Someone is always shouting like they’re calling ancestors.
13. Midnight Shouts Are Not Emergency
If you hear “AHHH!”, relax.
Someone is just enjoying life.
14. Cleaners Sweep, Lagos Rejects It
One hour later, the hostel resets to dirty mode.
15. Block C Smells Like a Playlist
Different locations, different tracks. Choose your favourite.
16. Third Floor = Water Park
Rainy season turns some rooms into swimming pools.
17. Inside Feels Like Outside When It Rains
Roof leakage gives you premium rainfall experience.
18. Thieves Operate Spiritually
You keep something here, turn back — it becomes a memory.
19. Laundry Is a High-Risk Investment
Turn your back and your clothes will relocate.
20. Everything Is Stealable
Bucket, slippers, towel all gone.
Only human beings are safe… for now.
