22/10/2014
10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The Naija
Institutions
1. The Sadist - Most students are scared of him. He
comes to class, threatens everyone, you rarely see
him smile, always serious with a straight face. He
never gives an 'A' and when result comes out, his
courses are always mass failure. He is usually the
most hated lecturer.
2. The comedian - He is more or less a stand-up
comedian. Always lively, students look forward to his
laughter-filledlectures but once taken for granted, he
can be shocking. He is usually stingy with marks/
grades.
3.The Student lecturers - Also known as Assistant
lecturers. They usually start as errand boys to some
top lecturers in the department, they mark exam
scripts, invigilate during tests & exams and later
graduate to helping the lecturers with some of their
lectures. They are usually hyperactive, aggressive
and proud which usually results into a clash with the
students.
4.The Crazy Lecturer - He rarely smiles, does things
in an unusual manner including ways of speaking
(with big grammar like Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon), a
funny dress sense(can even wear Kito sandals). He is
always REAL and serious, doesn't care what his
students feels or think about him, highly
unpredictable and lectures for 3/4hrs until the
students complains.
5.The Fatherly Lecturer - He is always matured,
homely, approachable, and friendly. He takes his
time to extensively teach his students in such a way
that once you fail his course, you know that you
truly deserve to fail. He is students' favourite.
6.The Lazy Lecturer - He comes to class twice in a
semester(One, for course introduction & later, for
revision, a week to Exams). He doesn't lecture nor
teach, he only comes to read out loud while the
students listen. He doesn't care if you understand or
not, and 15 or 20mins, he is done for the day's
lecture.
7.The 'Runs' lecturer - He comes to class, gives
shabby lectures and drop his mobile digits or his
errand boy's digits(The coded students knows what
to do).
