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*EVERY SUNDAY NIGHT WITH BEEJAY*
*VIGIL GIRL (VG)*
There was this shinning illumination from the back, so stunning that I couldn't help it looking back frequently, only if I was the only one whose attention had been drawn away from what the man on the altar was saying.
It would have been some kind of mystery if Bade my friend wasn't distracted also, with other cool looking gentlemen.
The last thing I could remember was the pastor trying to describe how working with God differs from working for God, in the process of illustration he had to call someone out of the choir and also someone from the congregation, alas the illustration resulted in this inevitable distraction.
She isn't too tall with a stylish stepping,she is so fair in complexion and a curvy leg,
I tell you she is the one with a billion dollar smile, her voice could ooze out tears out of your laughter.
She had something more than every woman that could illuminate the whole hall. That was the balls at the sides of her sternum. If you say she is endowed you ain't choosing the wrong word.
After the short illustration, she slowly walk back to her seat with all eyes fixed on her like the relationship between fuse and socket. The illumination never cease from then..
Attending WINNERS chapel for the first time with Bade ain't a wrong option I concluded in my mind. It was our first time in Ikenne and we decided to keep the sabbath day holy so we stepped out in search of a synagogue to worship till we found the lucky church.
After the seemingly unending sermon, it later came to a halt....
The luck was in all ramification than it looked earlier on. She was also a first timer, we have a connection and a platform to build the weird imagination.
You saw that! Bade murmur as the sermon was about to be over.
What! I answered knowingly
That milk factory he said
Factory where!, now I'm confused
That babe now!
I was lured into an irresistible laughter realizing the babe turned to a milk factory because of the enlarged mammary glands.
Una wan buy milk! I asked
Why not! I am still young lad and still desire milks.
Ok oooo, was my reply.
Bade is always notable for loving ladies with big b***s, I wonder if he had been deprived of breast milk while he was younger. I couldn't argue the bees in his skull are already oozing, ...
After the service, we had to wait behind as first timers the same doctrine in every church around, after the normal pleasantries and questioning, Bade succeeded in collecting her digits after a quite interesting conversation that seems unending.
Sharp, Sharp is the order of the day because my grandpa do say that the houseflies perches on the food you are carefree with. But asking some ladies out are like tennis egg being bounce on the wall, it always bounce back without giving way for entry. Every attempt to invite Becky (her name) on a date remain futile. The only meeting point had always been church.
All these spirikoko ladies ehn,
The arduous part was that she always had excuses of church meetings, vigils mostly even on Sundays, indeed a very religious lady.
Effort to make Bade realize he is throwing grains amidst rocks where it won't germinate was unyielding , until the guy concluded he had always dreamt of marrying a prayerful woman who is always close to God.. No be this Bade wey we dey take ororo together and the Bade I knew , who never had less than two girlfriends at a time.
How fast to Christ the love of a girl could be, indeed love is a beautiful thing.
It was a good news he thought with the way he felt elated, it shows all over his face like someone who just got a job at chevron after 10years of unemployment.
This only happens seldom seeing Bade so excited not even over a lady, I won't be deceived he is truly in love, from whence shall the love come from? And where shall it go forth?........
Hearing the news seems like I'm eating walnut with soaked garri. The moment I dripped the garri in and my mouth change state from sweetness to bitterness.
Finally Becky, the Vigil girl(VG) as nicknamed by me agreed to see Bade aside Sunday but where?
At a vigil in a nearby church..
Should I call this a date or vigil date, it ought to be so irrational but I don't get why my dude is so much elated with this, he doesn't seems to see anything wrong in it. He wants the babe.
Can you really do this? I asked
What?? ! He replied aggressively
A Jonah going for vigil!!!; I said creepily
He hissed, watch me as I do he shrugged
Bade and sleep are close cousins, sleeping should possibly be his first cousin, the way he loves sleep beyond moderate, he don't joke with his afternoon Nap ,even skip lectures,not to talk of Night rest. It would highly be dramatic seeing Bade go for vigil the first time since we met just because of this thing in skirt.
Are you loosing it! I said when I had to visit him on Thursday Evening (a day to the vigil) , met him rehearsing like someone who had a stage play tomorrow, indeed he never had opportunity of a life vigil .
He seems to be so engraved into it that he could ignore me and my words.
I can really see he had made up his mind and I just had to wish him the best of vigils.
It was Friday, the D-Day , after breakfast Bade had resulted into this sleep, he even had to take CYPRIL GOLD to enhance his long rest. After much plea I agree to check on him by 6pm to get him waked for his outing.
After a tiring lecture at school, I couldn't get on my route home, I had to branch at Lola's house. Lola's apartment was a food canteen to me that never lacks food, so admirable, it is just a stone throw away from school.
Lola had been my childhood friend who value the friendship bond. After going through the stress of making rice with dodo and stew, I eulogize the worms in my stomach. Lola had been one of the best cook aside by mom, her food always gets me.
I couldn't resist the dizziness under the crazy blowing fan. My plan was a nap so I never bothered informing her to wake me up.
The bite from a lucky mosquito that squeezed through the net was the savior I would have slept more than I did. I checked the time it was 8:30pm indeed I slept for 3hours already. I wouldn't blame Lola, sleeping at her place overnight is something I always do overtime.
I had to rush down to safe Bade, the vigil is to start by 10 but she had to meet VG somewhere nearer by 9:00pm, just 30minutes for the last f**k up and it would all be my fault.
On reaching his door ,he was still fast asleep as I could hear the grunting like a pig , after series of knocking and shouting with no hope , I checked my watch it was exactly 9pm. I sat down there helplessly breathing heavily thinking of what I could do to wake the grunting pig. The way bade love sleep ehn... He goes deaf sleeping .. Nothing was coming forth as much I keep thinking.
Finally I got a clue,
To be continued
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*29th October,
