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We are delighted to announce 10 scholarships for applicants from 25 Commonwealth countries, covering all tuition fee cos...
08/03/2019

We are delighted to announce 10 scholarships for applicants from 25 Commonwealth countries, covering all tuition fee costs for the MSc in Management and Information Systems (Distance Learning), starting in January 2020. Applications close 22 March 2019
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The Global Development Institute (GDI) is pleased to announce the availability of ten scholarships for distance learning, funded by the Commonwealth Scholarships Commission (CSC).

Elizade University VC advocates unified  examination for final year varsity students
07/03/2019

Elizade University VC advocates unified examination for final year varsity students

THE new vice chancellor of Elizade University, Ilara-mokin, Ondo State, Professor Olukayode Amund, has advocated for the establishment of a central

Happy BirthdayToTSU 6TH SRASENATE PRESIDENTCOMRADE FIDELIS SAMOYARE.®SRA
07/03/2019

Happy Birthday
To
TSU 6TH SRA
SENATE PRESIDENT
COMRADE FIDELIS SAMOYARE.

®SRA

Use of card readers mandatory in Saturday's elections – INEC----------------------------The Independent National Elector...
05/03/2019

Use of card readers mandatory in Saturday's elections – INEC
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The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) on Tuesday said the use of smart card readers (SCRs) is mandatory in Saturday’s governorship and State Houses of Assembly elections.

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The Commission says there would be uniform timing in the commencement of the election.

05/03/2019

What Does A Woman Really Want?

This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.

(To men) Please take time to ponder. 😕

(To women) Just enjoy the story. 😋

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was:
*What do women really want?*

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.

She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.

But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.

Arthur's question thus:
"What a woman really wants?"

She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.

The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.

"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEAUTIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!

OR,

would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?

(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?

(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

And Lancelot's choice is given below...

BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!

OKAY?

Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now, what is the moral to this

The moral is...

1. There is a 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it

2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u d best. but if u force her with ur decisions she becomes a witch.

Hmmmm
What do you think ?

So, be careful how you treat a woman, especially your wife; so your prayers may be answered!!!

Happy new month cuties💋💕

NUTASS
28/02/2019

NUTASS

INEC declares APC winner of Taraba Central Senate seatREAD MORE>>>
28/02/2019

INEC declares APC winner of Taraba Central Senate seat
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The Independent National Electoral Commission Returning Officer for Taraba Central Senatorial District, Prof. Kolawaju Philip, on Thursday declared the Candidate of the All Progressives Congress, S...

 says that no date has been set for 2019 UTME.READ MORE>>>
28/02/2019

says that no date has been set for 2019 UTME.
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...1.8 million candidates registered The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board says it has registered over 1.8 million candidates for the 2019 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination. T...

28/02/2019

Eye clinic commence at Alheri clinic,Magami ,near Abubakar mosque, close to Low cost. Jalingo.

Fri 1st March 2019 to
Wed 6th March 2019.

Call 080 696 289 84;
070 865 563 39.

Form cost N1000.

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27/02/2019

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