06/03/2018
1. Girls who Create Facebook
Account & Forget their
Password are the Same girls
who got pregnant but can't
Remember who is
Responsible". 2. Anytime I want 2 swallow
Eba & I remember that
ordinary snake swallowed
36million naira, I will just lose
appetite.......�� �� ��
3. A BIG snake passed by boys hostel today. . .
Instead of my Guys to kill it
they were busy shouting:
"Senior Man, Anything for the
Boys?"
4. The only time women don't see well is when
they catch their men in bed
with another woman. They be
like OMG WHAT AM I SEEING?
5. My relationship now will be
based on blood covenant, once my heart is broken ....your
madness will start from Tema
station
6. You have checked 25 girls in
1month and no one has
agreed. Can't you see womanizing is not your
calling.? Why not try
evangelism??
7. Ladies, If you pay rent alone
but your man comes
over,walks around naked,eats all your food. That's not a
man,that's a Rat!
8. The best way to punish your
father is to become a priest. He will call u father and
u answer him son, God loves u 9. No girl on social
media has pimples on her face until you
meet her physically. Is God not
a wonderful God?
10. All those girls in my class
who hate maths are now
having plenty children cos they couldn't calculate their
ovulation periods they are
getting pregnant any how*... Am not in a good mood
nti
Don't argue with me....
11. A soldier will kill 100 human and he will have peace,
but you just use only one
person to do blood money, the
spirit will not allow you to rest.
Don't look at me like I'm talking from experience o.
12. You are in Abuja State, she's in Kaduna State and she's
saying Distance won't make it
work between you both.... buh
she's telling someone far away
in *Malaysia* dah Love is all that matters...
My Bro, Tag her Name here let's Swear for her together
13. When NEPA takes liqht A true Niqerian will stand
up and
check outside, to make sure
their neiqhbors don't have
Liqht too! And you believe you will make Heaven abi?
14. If you think money is the
only thing that changes
people,You haven't come
across the person in charge of
food and drinks at a ceremony*.
15. When I hear men say
"women are wicked" I just
laugh; what do u expect from
the only creature that met the
devil one on one??? 16. If Facebook gets banned
today,U will see slay queens
roaming around the streets
with their pictures in their
hands asking people "DO YOU
LIKE THIS PICTURE??
