Mass communication Student Association(MACOSA),RivCAS,PH

23/03/2016

In first WAEC examination, Akpos was asked to complete the following:

1) WAEC : He who fights and run away?
AKPOS : E don surrender be dat, na dear catch am

2) WAEC : A rolling stone?
AKPOS: No fit just dey roll, na person push am..
3) WAEC : He who lives in a glass house? AKPOS : Na rich politician ego be....

4) WAEC : A stitch in time?
AKPOS : Dey prevent further tear tear...

5)WAEC : Birds of the same feathers
AKPOS : Na de same mama born dem...

6) WAEC : One gud turn?
AKPOS : Na correct power steering fit do am...

7) WAEC : A bird in hand?
AKPOS : Wetin e wan be again? If no be barbeque.... Dem plenty for chicken republic

8)WAEC : Half a loaf is better than?
AKPOS : beans and gari, soaking without sugar...
9) WAEC : A journey of a thousand miles?
AKPOS : Na de person wahala be dat,na why eno enter car or aeroplane jeje...

10) WAEC : He who laugh last?
AKPOS: Get brain problem, make dem examine am bcs na beginning of madness be dat...

11) WAEC : A patient dog?
AKPOS : Na hunger go kill am...

12) WAEC : All work and no play?
AKPOS : Na bank job be dat bros...

13) WAEC : Once beaten?
AKPORS : Na revenge go follow be dat...

14) WAEC : A fool at forty?
AKPOS : I never see for Naija, our own dey start at 50...

23/03/2016

A pretty and sexy lady goes to pastor Akpos
and tell him
“Pastor! I have cross 40 years and yet am
still single. I have met 10 guys but at the
time for married they will…… ”
She starts crying.
“My daughter stop crying, I think you have a
spiritual husband” says pastor Akpos.
“Yes I have noticed that and that’s why am
here for you to help me.”
Akpos got attracted by her sexy body and
wants to take advantage of her.
Akpos gazed at her romantically and say
“You see, your spiritual husband kept some
repellants in your privates. So I need to go
in there, destroy it and then anoint the
place. ”
"But thats against the will of God" says the
lady.
Akpos got angry and say "Are you here to
teach me bible or for deliverance?"
"pardon me sir"
"Don`t you know that some demons require
extra ordinary method before you can get
rid of them." explained the fake pastor.
The frustrated lady accepted.
After few minutes of love making he then
said to her “You are now free and soonest
you will get married”.
The lady thanked him and say “I hope any
man that makes love to me from today will
no longer die”
Akpos fainted.

23/03/2016

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