09/08/2015
Here are some funny facts some Engineers
would love to hear. Read below:-
1. For engineers every course apart from
engineering is easy.
2. An engineer has the power of getting up at
9.25am and reaching the class at 9.30am.
3. T-shirt and jeans are engineer’s national
dress while galla and La casera is the
national
food.
4. A normal person will fix the broken things
but an engineer will first break a thing and
then
he would fix it.
5. An engineer can build a car, spaceship and
they even can make time machine. However,
he
just can’t build a relationship with a LADY.
6. An engineer doesn’t care for the rise in
price
of petrol or gold but he gets mad when
cigarette
costs #20 instead of #10.
7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If
there
is no problem, then he will create one and
would
start solving it.
8. An engineer can derive any relation just
give
them the final expression.
9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium
(TE), because you’re CUTE. This is how
engineers flirt.
10. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher
taking the class but not taking the
attendance.
11. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one
night.
12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an
Engineer knows this.
13. An Engineer will never sleep in night and
will never wake up in morning.
14. An Engineer is the most innocent person
in
front of his parents.
15. Never argue with an engineer because
arguing with Engineers is like killing the
mosquito on your cheek, you might or might
not
kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.
16. No one can speak better English than an
engineer who is having a bottle of ORIGIN in
his hand.
17. There is always a hidden folder in
engineer’s
laptop.
Are you proud to be an Engineer?