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"ANG TAMANG PANAHON"Years na mag-on si BF at GF pero di pa sila nagse-s*x. Pareho silang virgin at matagal na ding namim...
15/01/2017

"ANG TAMANG PANAHON"

Years na mag-on si BF at GF pero di pa sila nagse-s*x. Pareho silang virgin at matagal na ding namimilit si BF na
mapagbigyan siya ni GF.

Sa Phone...

BF: Hello babe. Anung plano natin mamaya?

GF: Inimbitahan ka nila nanay at tatay maghapunan sa bahay.

BF: Tapos?

GF: Pagkatapos nun, pagbibigyan ko na ang kahilingan mu.

BF: Yes! Nakaka-excite!

GF: Hehe. Sige basta mamaya pumunta ka na lang sa bahay bandang 7PM.

Pagkababang pagkababa nila ng telepono ay nagbihis agad si BF upang tumungo sa mercury drug para bumili ng proteksyon.

*Sa Mercury Drug*

BF: Boss anu ba dabest na proteksyun?

TINDERO: Mukhang excited ka iho ah?

BF: Opo. First time ko po kasing makakatalik girlpren ko mamaya.

TINERO: ah ito ang gamitin mu. Ilan ba?

BF: Limang box na po. Mukhang makakadami ako eh.

TINDERO: Hehe. Ok. Goodluck sayo mamaya.

Kinagabihan, tumungo na si BF sa bahay
ng kanyang GF...

GF: Hi. Excited na kong makilala ka nila nanay at tatay.

Dinala ni gf si bf sa dinning area kung saan naroroon na at nakaupo ang kanyang magulang.

Pagkaupong pagkaupo, yumuko
si BF, pumikit at sinabing. . .

BF: Tayo'y magdasal.

30 minutes nang nakayuko si BF at hindi gumagalaw kaya kinalabit siya ni GF at bumulong...

GF: Hindi ko alam relihiyoso ka pala.

BF: Hindi ko rin kasi alam na tindero pala sa mercury ang tatay moπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒ

HAHAHAHAHA! Share kung natawa ka.

THIS IS A TRUE STORY!KAHIT AKO KINILABUTAN! TRY TO READ THIS SERIOUSLY !! NO JOKE MGA DRE!!This is a story from Universi...
24/12/2016

THIS IS A TRUE STORY!

KAHIT AKO KINILABUTAN! TRY TO READ THIS SERIOUSLY !! NO JOKE MGA DRE!!

This is a story from University of the Philippines (Diliman) about a young college girl who passed away last month. Her name was Tiffany. She was hit by a dump truck. She had a boyfriend named Joel . Both of them were true lovers. They always hung on the phone.. You could never see her without her cell phone.

In fact she also changed her network coverage from Smart to Globe, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost and get good network coverage. She spends half of the day talking/texting with Joel. Tiffany's family knew about their relationship. Joel was very close with Tiffany's family. (Just imagine their love). Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass Away please bury me with my hand phone" she also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people couldn't carry her coffin, I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn't, everybody including me, had tried to carry the coffin, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called a Feng Shui Master. He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.

After a few minutes, he said "THIS GIRL MISSES SOMETHING HERE". Then her friends told the Master about her intentions to bury her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and placed her phone and SIM card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked.

Tiffany's parents did not inform Joel that Tiffany had passed away. After 2 weeks Joel called Tiffany's mom and said,

"I'm coming home today. Cook something nice po, ha? Don't tell Tiffany that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her.

"Her mother replied... "You come home first, I wanna tell you something very important."

After he came, they told him the truth about Tiffany . Joel thought that they were playing a fool.. He was laughing and said "don't try to fool me - tell Tiffany to come out, I have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense".

Then they showed him her grave. Joel said, "It's not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me." Joel was shaking.

Suddenly, his phone rang. "See.. this is from Tiffany, see this..." he showed the phone to Tiffany's family.

All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard their conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It was the actual voice of Tiffany & there was no way others could use her SIM card since it was nailed inside the coffin. They were so shocked and asked for the Feng Shui Master's help again.

The Master brought his co-masters to solve this matter. He & his co-masters worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing...

GLOBE HAS THE BEST COVERAGE, WHEREVER YOU GO, THEIR NETWORK FOLLOWS...

ANG LAKAS TALAGA NG GLOBE. KAHIT NASAAN KA MAN. KAHIT NASA PURGATORYO KA PA.

KAYA GLOBE NA KAYO NANG KAYO AY NAKAKASIGURADONG MALAYO ANG MARARATING NINYO!!!

SHARE NIYO NA PARA MAKA-GANTI KAYO. HAHAHAHA

1 like = 1 Prayer1 comment = 2 Prayers1 share = 3 Prayers
23/12/2016

1 like = 1 Prayer
1 comment = 2 Prayers
1 share = 3 Prayers

21/10/2016
"It's a chance to build something better this time."
20/10/2016

"It's a chance to build something better this time."

Job Intetview Feels 😭
10/10/2016

Job Intetview Feels 😭

"RAFFLE TICKET"Naalala ko nung binigyan ako ng tatay ko ng pera pambayad ng kuryente. Pero nagamit ko ung pera at bumili...
05/10/2016

"RAFFLE TICKET"

Naalala ko nung binigyan ako ng tatay ko ng pera pambayad ng kuryente. Pero nagamit ko ung pera at bumili ako ng Raffle ticket para sa isang BRAND NEW na kotse.

Pag uwi ko sa bahay, pinaliwanag ko sa tatay ko na nagastos ko ung pera. Galit na galit at Ginulpi ako ng tatay ko.

Iyak ako ng iyak.

Pero kinabukasan pagka gising ng tatay ko...

Pagka bukas nya ng pinto. Meron isang BRAND NEW na kotse sa tapat ng Bahay namin. Umiyak kaming buong Pamilya lalong lalo na ako, kasi ung Brand new na kotse ay galing sa may ari ng kuryente, puputulan na pala kami ng Kuryente. Ginulpi ulit ako ng tatay ko.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

"THE SECRET LIFE OF TRIBES"Isang mayamang lalake na taga lungsod ang umakyat ng bundok kasama ang isang grupo ng nature ...
17/09/2016

"THE SECRET LIFE OF TRIBES"

Isang mayamang lalake na taga lungsod ang umakyat ng bundok kasama ang isang grupo ng nature trippers. Biglang naramdaman niyang masakit ang tiyan nya kaya nagmamadali siyang pumunta sa likod ng malaking puno para tumae. Pagkatapos niyang tumae, wala na ang grupong kasama niyang umakyat. Sinubukan niyang hanapin subalit siya ay nawala sa makapal na gubat.

Habang naglalakad ay napunta siya sa isang tribu...

MAYAMAN: magandang hapon po. Tulungan nyo po ako. nawawala ako. Paano po ba bumalik ng lungsod?

TRIBESMAN: magandang hapon din. Pwede ka namin samahan at ituro ang daan pero bukas na. Malapit na kasi magdilim. Dito ka na magpa-gabi pumayag ang mayaman.

Habang nagpapahinga, napansin nya na ang tribu na ito ay puro lalake kaya nagtanong siya sa isa sa kanila...

MAYAMAN: brad, matanong ko lang noh... napansin ko puro kayo lalake, paanong ginagawa nyo kung nalilibugan kayo?

TRIBESMAN: bukas ng umaga isasama ka namin sa ilog. papakita namin sayo kinaumagahan.

Sinama siya ng mga ita sa ilog. nakita niya na may isang kalabaw na babae sa tabi ng ilog...

TRIBESMAN: ayan... mauna ka na.

Medyo nandiri si mayaman pero ayaw naman niyang tanggihan kasi baka ma-insulto at pugutan siya ng ulo. Kaya tinira niya ang kalabaw. Matapos ang sampung minuto, kinalabit siya ng isang ita...

TRIBESMAN: malapit ka na ba matapos?

MAYAMAN: oo

TRIBESMAN: buti naman. kasi gagamitin namin yang kalabaw para makatawid ng ilog papunta sa tribu ng mga babae.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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15/08/2016

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What has been seen, cannot be unseen. 🍫
08/08/2016

What has been seen, cannot be unseen. 🍫

"SI MADRE, SI MANYAK AT SI TRICYCLE DRIVER"Isang araw, may isang lalaking manyak na sumakay sa tricycle. Hindi pa nakaka...
01/08/2016

"SI MADRE, SI MANYAK AT SI TRICYCLE DRIVER"

Isang araw, may isang lalaking manyak na sumakay sa tricycle. Hindi pa nakakalayo, pumara sa tricycle ang isang magandang madre at sumakay sa tabi ng manyak...

MANYAK: Sister, pwedeng pa-s*x?
(Sabay himas sa dibdib ng madre)

MADRE: bastos! Walang hiya! Walang modo! Para, mama! Bababa na ako!

Itinigil ng driver ang tricycle at inis na inis na bumaba ang magandang madre.
Sinabihan ng tricycle driver ang manyak....

DRIVER: Boss, kung gusto mong ma-s*x ang madreng β€˜yan, pumunta ka mamayang hating gabi sa gilid ng simbahan, doon sa likod ng Ten Commandments. Palagi siyang nagdarasal doon. Ang gawin mo, magbihis pari ka! Magsuot ka ng maskara! Tapos, sabihin mo na "Utos lang ng nasa itaas" at sigurado, tutuwad agad β€˜yan!

MANYAK: Sige! Sige! Ayos! Salamat sa tip! (Nakangising sambit ng manyak.)

Nagbihis pari at nagmaskara ang manyak. Hating gabi na, dumating ang madre at nagdasal sa gilid ng simbahan. Agad kumilos ang manyak....

MANYAK: Sister, s*x daw tayo! Utos ng nasa itaas!

MADRE: Talaga? Sige na nga!
Pero sa pw*t lang ha? Para virgin pa rin ako at hindi pwede mabuntis.

Tumuwad ang madre at agad siyang tinira ng manyak. Mabilis na natapos si manyak at hinubad ang maskara sabay sabi....

MANYAK: Naisahan kita! Hahahaha! Ako β€˜yong humimas sa'yo kanina sa tricycle!

Nagtanggal ng wig ang madre....

MADRE: Hahahaha! G*go! Ako β€˜yong tricycle driver! πŸ‘ΏπŸ‘ΏπŸ‘Ώ

HAHAHAHA!

FIND 6 HIDDEN WORDS (LEVEL 3)Share if you found them all. 😊*Don't Comment the Answers.
29/07/2016

FIND 6 HIDDEN WORDS (LEVEL 3)
Share if you found them all. 😊
*Don't Comment the Answers.

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