22/08/2026
📰 INTERNAL NOTICE: Local photographer, 22, keeps a straight face whilst subduing 43 malevolent actors; diverts national threat before crafting artistic, emotive reflection on the experience.
📍SINGAPORE, 1979 - A crowd of mystified onlookers watched as a masked individual singlehandedly and calmly subdued 43 armed attackers. Upon diverting the unprecedented threat to Singapore’s safety, she proceeded to craft an artistic photographical reflection on her experience; her thoughts on community purportedly moved multiple audience members to tears.
The woman in question, Abi, has since been appointed Secretary of NUS Stage, where she can be expected to coordinate planning, take minutes, and keep the CCA’s cogs moving - by hook or by crook. ✒️
Sources describe her as caring, intellectual, and highly responsible for every task she takes on. On occasion, when spoken to, she would give a non-verbal stare across the room.