Fake Georgia Tech

04/01/2024

[Campus Bulletin] We're pleased to announce that all future commencement speakers will now be replaced by AI, as part of our ongoing commitment to making Georgia Tech tuition costs affordable to more students.

Next month's graduation class should get excited to learn from the wisdom and experience of our first robotic speaker.

11/25/2023

[Campus Bulletin] We are hearing reports of a number of unruly dogs spotted around campus, displaying low intelligence and high aggression, likely due to irresponsible inbreeding. If you see such an animal, do not approach it, as it lacks the cognitive ability to communicate beyond the most primitive barking. Please contact your local animal control department.

10/08/2023

[Campus Bulletin] lol miami

08/10/2023

[Campus Bulletin] Sorry, the Wreck's progress and service light came on and is in the shop. But we acquired a replacement to lead the team onto Hyundai Field!

08/08/2023

[Campus Bulletin] Everyone please start practicing the new fight song lyrics:
"I'm a Ramblin' Sonata from Santa Fe and a helluva Elantra!"

The Georgia Board of Regents approved a motion Tuesday to rename Georgia Tech’s football stadium to Bobby Stadium at Hyundai Field.

05/06/2023

[Campus Bulletin] Congratulations to all the new Tech graduates! Now go out into the world and don't make us look bad. Thanks.

01/06/2023

[Campus Bulletin] Our temporary new mascot for the week.

11/26/2022

[Campus Bulletin] Here's a pop quiz, pass/fail:
What's the good word?

11/09/2022

[Campus Bulletin] Official sources tell us that precincts have not finished counting write-in votes, so George P. Burdell is not yet prepared to concede this election.

11/06/2022

[Campus Bulletin] We hope you used your extra hour last night dreaming of roasted turkeys

04/01/2022

[Campus Bulletin] Students, please register for GTPD's newest self-defense course this month, with special guest instructor Will Smith.