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11/27/2013

Here at Fake UMHB, we look at the spec in your eye before the plank in our own. We like to talk about how awful a person you are so we can feel better about the sad sh*tty life we lead.

11/27/2013

Fake UMHB suuuckkks

05/19/2011

Dear incoming freshman, if you're going to be a Christian Studies major and you haven't prayed about it, then please change your major now. We have enough shady idiots like you drinking and smoking, giving the university a bad name.

05/11/2011

Man, next year I hope my parents are rich enough so they can hire a moving company for check-out/in like those lazy Remschel girls...lucky!

05/03/2011

Dear freshman with the oversized truck: You don't need it. There is no situation where you need to haul anything that vehicle is capable of, and the rest of us would like that extra half a parking spot you take up back.

04/20/2011

Must be awkward for the only guy who came to his upper level Christian studies class when all the others were gone because they're involved with Easter Pageant.

04/15/2011

Play Day - The one time of the year we actually get to enjoy our tuition getting wasted.

04/13/2011

Faculty/Staff softball game tonight. Come out and see the REAL reason why Randy O'Rear is our president.

04/11/2011

How was formal? Ladies, did you enjoy dancing with your roommate?

04/05/2011

Apparently the revival steering committee is disappointed with the Jeff Johnson band. Being themed "Ocean of Grace", they were expecting them to play more David Crowder songs.

04/03/2011

Making fun of UMHB, the trendiest thing for UMHB students to do.

04/02/2011

Tomorrow is Cru Camp - Class of 2013, kinda weird; 2014, pretty awkward; 2015...if the trend continues, I don't wanna know.

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