Hayes Bros. Drainage

05/08/2026

Grandma Hayes's sister decided to marry someone that settled in rock country. As a result her descendants have to suffer through this event every year. If you can find it in your heart to have compassion on these people and the plague they endure give them a call.

🌱 Rock picking season is here! Share this with a student who's looking to earn some extra cash this spring.

05/07/2026

Why do you live in Iowa if you don't have to? Seriously I want to know

02/13/2026

LOOKING FOR A WOMAN BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY THEM AS MUCH APPARENTLY!!!

It's been awhile but here we are. Looking for an operator that KNOWS HOW TO OPEN THE DOOR AND HELP DO OTHER THINGS. Also looking for a laborer possibly.

You must know how to run a BACKHOE and and and..... a SPADE!!!! We will know in 2 minutes if you know how to dig so don't show up think you can fake it till you make it. A John Deere 410L has an empty seat or a kobelco ED160 excavator. That's beefs call. (His real name is Daniel but I've never called him that)

Requirements for operator
Show up every day and that includes Saturday
Show up Monday. It's usually harder than Saturday
License..... CDL is a plus
Digging machine skills.
You will get dirty

Requirements for laborer
Show up Monday... Tuesday..... Wednesday... Thursday... Friday.... And yes Saturday
Work hard
Ability to suffer. We make it as easy as possible for the spade guys but some days just suck. We don't look down on guys that run the spade and we all get our fare share of suffering so don't think you'll be treated like a slave. They might have had it better than us because south Georgia never had 0 degree wind-chill. The weather will decide how the day goes usually.

If you're in the stout, d**e, Grundy, Parkersburg, newhart area we can pick you up if you can't drive.

I don't recommend this job for someone over 35 years old.
You will get very dirty

Requirements for both jobs.

Ability to get along with others. Not complaining about everyone else but helping everyone else. It's not my job isn't what you're paid for. Keeping the tile plow moving is what you get paid for. Plow not moving no money being made. Keep you ego at home and bring your lunch box instead.

Ability to LEARN
We will do everything in our ability to help you learn and give advice BUT YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO TAKE IT! Learning is also done by observation so pay attention and you'll learn something. That's some life advice not just job. We do things our way because we've done it 1,000 times and know what we're doing.

Refer to the suffering part in labor because it applies to all.

Pay
If it's the first question you have don't call
Pay is based off of ability. The more you can do the more you get paid. This is a typical job where you'll almost make enough money to pay your bills. Thank the federal reserve for that and refer to my dollar devaluation video staring 2 20oz mt dews

About Hayes Bros

You will be working with a crew of 4-5 guys usually. I will be one of them. We are home every night but this is a seasonal job that requires a lot of hours during certain times of the year. April 1st- end of May and October 1st till January 10th is the usual. Doesn't work well with hard core hunting people. The rest of the year is very flexible. That's what people really like. We also farm. That's usually what we do in the off season. We have decent equipment and for some reason most employees have been here awhile. I haven't written one of these in a few years so this is the opportunity of a lifetime. All the stories you've heard about this place are most likely true but due to old age, experience, and no longer going full re**rd it's not nearly as wild as it used to be. We are very efficient at what we do but that requires effort from everyone. The people you work with all have some things in common. They make jokes, they can take a joke, they work hard, and they don't think Epstein killed himself. The intern that we groomed from highschool and are currently brainwashing has a ways to go but it's a work in progress. He still thinks planes took down the world trade center and doesn't even know about Oklahoma City. The guy that runs the excavator might believe in lizard people but the plow guy is crazy compared to Alex Jones. The guy typing this barley passed highschool and regrets finishing. (My kids actually thought I dropped out until a few years ago). The bar is low in intelligence (I just tried spelling that with an e) but when it comes to effort, getting along, and skill they're the best. I didn't mention my brother but that's because he's like a shadow that moves behind the scenes.... In a Ford raptor.

3194154302 Joel Hayes

Call if you've got the guts but I know you'll text and that's ok too. Actually text first. I get 30 scam calls a day and don't usually answer my phone.... Seriously

Oh and we put in drainage tile. No experience required with that. We are masters that can teach you everything about it and so much more about life.

02/04/2026

Things you won't learn in school.

12/24/2025

Weather manipulation, mind control, surveillance center teaming up with the sky fans. Welsburg has been compromised.... Probably was before this honestly

12/20/2025

Friday December 19
It's froze hard unless the snow is deep. Going to fight the rest of this line in next week and call it. Actually an early end compared to normal. Conditions suck and everything is a struggle. That's how every season ends. It been a long fall but a good one.

10/02/2025

Dear artificial intelligence (AI)

Where have been? I've heard that you'll be taking all the jobs but yet you haven't shown up one day. No call no show is a bad look. I've sent pins to everyone else so I know you know where to go but yet I haven't seen you. This spade would love a new operator as the guy typing this really sucks at using it. Apparently you're super smart can do anything but apparently you can't compete with the uneducated, unlicensed, and underpaid people that currently run hand powered excavation tools. So much for you being the future. You might take my accounts job one day but what would be really cool is if you could fix a/c systems and repair hydraulic lines. Thanks for nothing and please don't turn off my GPS out of spite.

09/10/2025

I had a big writeup about this and then deleted it. Pray for his wife and kids.

09/03/2025

It was this guys birthday yesterday. It's kinda got me (Joel) feeling a little weird. He's 68 and I'm 38, his youngest. My oldest will be 19 and youngest will be 6 (I think) this month as well. Kinda puts me in weird spot. Dad's old.... He's still the sid everyone knows but the fire doesn't match the physical anymore. His knees are rough and he actually gets tired now. The hearing is hard (not that he listened anyways) and one could say that he's slowing down. Working together mostly all my life I could write a book of complaints about the guy but all in all he's been a good Dad and a good person in general. He's one of the only people I know that will knowingly get taken advantage of and be ok with it because he's that good hearted. In 30 years I will be as old as he is and that doesn't really seem that far away. I meet parents at my kids events and some are 25 and wear pajama pants and some are 50 and know my dad more than me. The difference is kinda shocking. I've been adulting for a long time now and the thought of getting old doesn't seem very enjoyable. I suppose I'll be lucky to be as active and still have the drive at 68 that Dad does but seeing him work with my oldest daughter around the farm while knowing that my youngest will only know him as an old man kinda makes me think. I think back to when I was very young and remembering things like my uncles turning 40 and just thinking man they are old. So I guess I'm already old to some and yes I can tell I'm not 25 anymore. My thinking on this is if you are younger I'd hurry up and grow up. Life is so short you don't have time to just be adrift. I started everything young... Marriage, kids, work and life. I'm glad I did and it makes me wonder about this younger generation that takes until 30 to "figure out" where they're going. Dad has had a good run and he still has plenty of walking and pickleball left. I hope my next 30 don't undo what limited success I've enjoyed. If you've been dating a girl for over a year just propose already. If you've been married for 2 years have kids. If you can make the payment buy a house. You'll be old before you know it and just like planting a tree the best time to do it was probably years ago.
Speaking of such things I know that tilling your farm was something that would have been best done years ago but there's no time like NOW! (Now Dustin... He's old)

08/12/2025

Great day to take a cruise down 150th