05/20/2026
HTM'26 Digital Yearbook--Grad #15. Same energy in. Same energy out. Better Cologne by graduation 👔
Meet Connor Stone--Dyer native, 80's music trivia legend, collector of 40+ high-end colognes, and the man who turned a capstone restaurant simulation into a full Excel projection model covering every possible price increase in $0.25 increments because he wanted to know all the outcomes. For FUN! Because that's just Connor.
Don't let the personality fool you. He walks in unfiltered, full energy, sharing cologne with the whole class — and the second it's time to get serious, he pivots without warning and runs the room. Kitchen line. Boardroom. Doesn't matter. He calls it the Instant Pivot. We call it unfair.
His senior year meme is Everything is Fine — but he's perfectly tailored, mathematically cologned, and the vanilla notes are optimized for room temperature while everything burns behind him. He is fine. He will always be fine.
He survived a cruise, conquered every roller coaster at Universal, outlasted Manager Week on no sleep, and never once left the house before the cologne ratio was mathematically perfect. Dyer, Indiana — your guy is walking. 🎓
Drop a 👔for Connor! if he ever shared a cologne with you, named a fragrance you'd never heard of, or you were there when he pulled out that simulation spreadsheet--the comments are open. 👇