Tainted Trixter's University of the Criminally Insane

Tainted Trixter's University of the Criminally Insane Here at TTUCI we strive to harness and enhance the insanity our students face. A kitten isn't a weapon, or is it?

At this university for the criminally insane we seek to make you better at being a nut-job. Allthough some of our graduates have gone on to do great horrible things not a single one is without something horrid or disturbing to do. We aren't your normal university that produces crazy people who have nothing better to do in their day than set around masturbating in their own feces while reading 'Gun

s and Ammo'. No, we produce destructive members of society who are capable of destroying small towns using only a 3 week old kitten. We produce crazy people of the highest caliber who are comfortable using any caliber. We instruct our 'students' on how to blend in with society and make the most of their crazy time. Jack the ripper was a TTUCI graduate, so was the Zodiac (who by the way scored very well in evasion but very poorly in art and follow through). We don't want to change your destructive desires, we want to show you how to use them to make the world a more interesting place to live. At TTUCI you can be taught by the highway killer (over 600 body count) durring his off season and promising students may even be able to get an internship with HK. No one without promise has ever come out of TTUCI, and no one without promise ever will. Our rigorous one on one training ensures that we produce only the best of the best. Come enjoy a pants free lifestyle with qualified professors and creative enthusiasm at TTUCI where the only limit to how high you can soar is how low you are willing to go.

10/16/2021

Tainted Trixter's University of the Criminally Insane has been following the nationwide drama surrounding vaccine mandates, etc. We want you to know we appreciate the autonomy of our faculty, staff, and students. We will not be enforcing any mandates within the university or on university grounds. We also understand that wandering victims may be suffering supply chain issues and encourage our students to hunt outside of their normal hours of operation so projects are not delayed. Being able to work around social, economic, and environmental changes is an important skill for any budding psychopath. There will be no mercy in grading.

02/14/2021

Just a reminder to all of the budding psychopaths out there who are considering an education in criminality COVID has not impacted our admission procedures. The researchers in our Mad Sciences Virological and Bacteriological Weapons Department have done significant research into the matter and have stated unequivocally "As you can see a Virus as safe as an undergrad mad science project can bring the world to it's knees. We expect this recent upwelling of interest in infectious agents to triple enrolment in the coming fall."

That being said, here at Tainted Trixter's University of the Criminally Insane we do ask that you wear a mask or expiate witnesses.

We would also like to address the recent political insanity gripping the country and we would like to say in the strongest of words that this kind of amature insanity is completely unacceptable. If you want to run around like an idiot with your head cut off our recent graduates would be glad to lend you a hand. If you are considering a career in insanity please be responsible and do it right, apply today at Tainted Trixter's University of the Criminally Insane to find out what you have been missing!

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Hell, MI
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