03/24/2014
"Oh UIndy. I wish I could tell you that this was still UIndy. But I've realized you can't have a campus without people. And there are few people here. No my friends. This is now the University of Zombieland. It's amazing how fast things can go from bad to total crap storm. And why am I alive when everyone around me has turned on me? It's because of my list of rules. Rule #1 for surviving UZombieland: Cardio. As the infection spreads and the chaos grows, it won't be enough to be fast on your feet. You need to get a NERF gun (or socks) and learn how to use it. Which leads me to my 2nd rule. The double tap. In those moments when you aren't sure if the zombies are really stunned, don't get stingy with your NERF darts (or socks). There are other rules you'll learn along the way. Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy ride!" - Indy
Not too long ago, patient zero had a bad burger from Streets. Remember mad cow disease? Well mad cow disease became mad person disease which became mad zombie disease. It's a fast acting virus that leaves you angry, crazy, and gives you a strong case of the munchies.
UIndy has been quarantined by the United States National Guard. They have sent word that help will be arriving soon, but all humans still alive must try to stave off the zombie infection until reinforcements are available. To do this, the humans will need to find shelter, gather supplies, stock up on food, and kill as many zombies as possible in order to survive long enough for the National Guard to send help.
