You see the Kingston Pizza guy at basketball games and become depressed because you know your section will never get the free pizza
3. You've walked uphill so many times you forget the campus is actually one giant hill
4. You've gotten on the Blue Line only to realize you're going the wrong way
5. You've ordered late night delivery from every place in the Emporium
7. You know what an Emporium is
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. You've gotten badly sunburnt from laying on the Quad (even if it was only for 5 minutes)
9. You've been either knocked over or hit by Zombies in pursuit of Humans
10. Your car has been towed for being parked a quarter inch over the white line
11. Eating in the Butt is a common experience
12. It's impossible to get in the dining halls between noon and 2pm, never mind finding a table to sit at
13. You've stolen food from the Ram's Den
14. You've slipped and fallen on the inch-thick layer of ice that was left from the "quality" shoveling job on campus
15. People ask you if you go to U-R-High
16. The CBLS and new Pharmacy building make you want to change your major
17. You feel bad for those who live in the dorm "ghetto", but then remember they have balconies, so they can suck it up
18. You know what and where Down the Line is
19. You've been Down the Line
20. You've wondered why there's never a fire in the fireplace in Rhody Market
21. You've looked everywhere for the illustrious Ram statue only to find out it's right in front of the Union
22. You've almost been run over by the Tour Guides who walk backwards
23. You're pissed that Engineers have their own Quad and nobody else does
24. The silverware, plates, bowls, cups, etc. that's in your room is technically dining hall property
25. You wish you could be a Business major on the day they have the cookout on the Quad
26. You've camped out on the floor of the Union just to make sure to get floor tickets to the upcoming concert
27. You've fallen asleep on the library couches multiple times
28. There's a Commuter Lounge on the 3rd floor of the Union? Your favorite building is Davis Hall because it looks like a castle
30. You get stuck Down the Line because your DD got drunk
..FEEL FREE TO ADD MORE IF YOU THINK OF THEM!!
