Primo the Maltese

10/28/2024

Happy Hallo-week! Or is it month? Had some scary fun last night Sunday Sessions - Vinyl Only. Vinyl really does sound better! Plus they had some spooky-cool Halloween exhibits outside:-)

10/25/2024

Anti-war. Pro-sex.

10/24/2024

10/23/2024

Happy Hump Day, Everybody! Now, let's get down to business...


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10/22/2024

“I absolutely loved Shallman’s novel. It is probably one of the most Jewish novels I have read in some time, pulling tropes and jokes that mirror any number of folk tales, comedies, stereotypes, and even the echoes of self-deprecating racist beliefs. Shallman spins them on their head and delivers an incredibly well-written standup routine of a novel that I flew through, and then I immediately began to recommend it to friends. It is simply a masterclass in comedy writing about a down-and-out loner who can’t get close to anybody without it going horribly wrong. A raucous, funny read that in the hands of any other author would never have the momentum, hilarity, and engagement that this piece does.”

—Garrett Zucker
Verified Amazon Customer

10/21/2024

Happy Monday, everybody! Here's to whatever is driving you to greatness today!

10/18/2024

10/17/2024

Caught red-handed geeking out to this $2.5 Million Pagani Utopia. A guy's gotta dream, right???

10/10/2024

Back to the well I go... to that seemingly bottomless pit, er, "gallery" of music promo shots from my first decade in LA.

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce... Francoise and Morty of "The Merrymen!"

10/08/2024

Just a few hours left to Steal My Book for only 99 cents... and go to #1! We're this close, everybody!

If you haven't already, please grab yours at morty dot org.

And if you have, thanks, as always, for the support!