School of Low Blows

01/25/2025

After 42 years on Facebook, I'm sorry to say that the school of Low Blows will be leaving the site. As Facebook owner Marc Suck-a-turd has sided with Donald Dump, Elon Must, Jeff Sleezos, and the far right fascists of American politics (simultaneously pushing far right agendas in other countries including putting money behind neo N***s in Germany and the UK), we here at the School of Low Blows recognize the cultural shift in America and will no longer use Facebook, X, or Instagram to further promote our Low Blow agenda. For all those who have supported us over the past 4 decades, thank you. We will still be open at our location in New York, so please feel free to stop by 122 and 1/8 anytime you want. We are now open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week in the fight against American fascism. Remember to share your personal low blow views with any despicable N**i scum that come your way in modern America.

01/25/2025

After 42 years on Facebook, I'm sorry to say that the school of Low Blows will be leaving the site. As the company's owner has sided with Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and the far right fascists of American politics (simultaneously pushing far right agendas in other countries including putting money behind neo N***s in Germany and the UK), we here at the School of Low Blows recognize the cultural shift in America and will no longer use Facebook, X, or Instagram to further promote our Low Blow agenda. For all those who have supported us over the past 4 decades, thank you. We will still be open at our location in New York, so please feel free to stop by 122 and 1/8 anytime you want. We are now open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week in the fight against American fascism. Remember to share your low blow views with any despicable N***s that come your way in modern America.

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06/03/2019

We welcome newcomers to download our new security app, Transpairamissed, your one stop stop for all your online security detail needs. Transpairamissed takes all your online surfing and browsing, transparifies it into a seemingly unintelligible description, shares it with the world in this new modified form as an eerie pair of misshapen mishap malformations and then autodownloads the celebrations wrought via the collective miss of the understanding of the world. What more could a student of the School of Low Blows wish for? How about a free oven mitt? Warning: Oven mitt non included. Void where applicable. Demonstrations only available in Vermont.

01/01/2019

Another wonderful year of enjoyment and loveliness has begun anew this January the 1st of 2019. Happy New Year to all of you and your families in this time of transition and initiation.

08/16/2017

Seasons tidings, dear followers. The semi-occasional "Low Bloweth Augusta" of the twenty-teens was a smashing success this year. We hope that those who joined enjoyed arriving on time and hitting things off from the start. For all our members' future reference, the "party crashers" division will be limited to fighting among those in your own weight class. Remember to always shoot for the stars.

12/09/2014

Merry Christmas to your South Pole from the long arm of the School of Low Blows. Have a merry wonderment of joy this Christian theology season!

12/09/2014

Inspired by the likes of David of Goliath, the School of Low Blows is gearing up for its 40th anniversary celebration. Be sure to mark your calendars on the year 2015, because your low blow educators will be deserving a special round of rapid-fire compliments and anniversary condiments.

02/21/2012

Unfair fighting practices abound at last year's Bi-Annual Bear Costume Triathlon and BBQ Cookoff, the semi-regular event which promises to teach young minds the necessity of occasionally kicking your opponent in the junk while simultaneously attempting to cook a serving of baby-back ribs.