Stoopid Betch University

Stoopid Betch University The best college ever. At Stoopid Betch University, we strive to provide a stellar educational experience for everyone. Our mascot is an obese African cat.

SBU boasts the best teachers, sports teams, and food around. We accept all races and genders, no matter what their intelligence level may be. Our dorm rooms are basically mini mansions, with abundant hiding places for your snacks. It symbolizes that anyone can be accepted. Scholarships are readily available to all those who can read. Be sure to get your application in as soon as possible as there is a record-high demand for enrollment this coming year.

05/27/2015

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02/09/2014

Breaking news! Twerk scholarships are now available! Video submissions are now being accepted! Let us see your b***y wurk!

07/15/2012

Ayy Ladies! Whose out there tryna function??

12/08/2011

FINALS ARE COMING UP!! Study hard!! You didn't get a full ride for nothing!!!

09/16/2011

Classes begin this Monday! Hope everyone is ready to embark on journey very few even have the opportunity of hearing about! Let's F.S.U. SBU students!! Woot woot!

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143 Stoopid Betch Lane
Petaluma, CA
94952

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