Seighton University

10/28/2021

Unfortunately there is goat shortage for the “big day” on Sunday. If you have one that you’re will to “part ways” with please reach out to the Seance and Ritual office. Thank you, and sorry to bother you.

05/28/2020

Tonight we will be discussing End Times as they are clearly upon us.

08/11/2019

Be sure to stop by the food court this fall to try out our new drink sponsor, Monster!

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07/25/2019

It's hot as Hades out here. Feels like being back at "home". Hail Seighton.

07/25/2019

Sorry, Melissa, but we are

05/04/2019

Economics tonight:

Professor Unhewly will teach you how to balance a checkbook while carving a pentagram into your chest.

03/31/2019

PSA: The SU librarians will be summoning a demon from the pit of Hades tonight to read "Baby Goat Goes To Hollywood" for local neighborhood children.

10/02/2018

It’s holiday season, so deck the halls with blood of the lamb ioho.

09/03/2018

Bats are out in full force. This only means one thing... It’s getting close to “that time of year”.

06/21/2018

But we already knew...

06/13/2018

In our humble opinion...

05/18/2018

Classes are close to being out for the semester. We know this because... it’s starting to get HOT AS HELL! And we obvi love it.