Biscuit The Golden

Biscuit The Golden I'm a good boy. This is a fact. 🦴 Daily diary of a golden retriever 🐾 New entry every day

22/07/2026

Every neighborhood has that one cat β€” the one who sits up on the fence and judges
everyone who walks by. For Biscuit, that's Mr. Whiskers. After three years of daily
stare-downs, our good boy still can't decide if they're mortal enemies or secretly the
best of friends. Today the cat blinked, and Biscuit has been overthinking it all day. 🐱🐾

Do your dog and a neighborhood cat have a running feud (or friendship)? Tell us the story below πŸ‘‡

21/07/2026

Every dog on the street barks at the mailman β€” but not our Biscuit. He's spent months
quietly befriending his, a mailman named Dave who slips him a treat over the fence every
single afternoon. Now the best part of his whole day is 3 o'clock at the window. πŸΎπŸ“¬

Does your dog have a special "person" on their daily walk or route? Tell us about them below πŸ‘‡

17/07/2026

Day 8 of Biscuit's diary: the bath day betrayal πŸ›

They told him it was walk time. He believed them. Ten minutes later: shampoo on his head and betrayal in his heart. The post-bath zoomies, however, cured everything.

How does YOUR dog react to the word "bath"? Hide, run, or dramatic sulk? Tell us below πŸ‘‡

16/07/2026

Day 7 of Biscuit's diary: the great sofa dispute πŸ›‹οΈ

He left for five minutes. Mom took his warm spot. What followed was a masterclass in negotiation: the stare, the guilt trip, and finally β€” becoming the blanket himself.

Does your dog "own" a spot on your couch? Who wins when you take it? Tell us below πŸ‘‡

15/07/2026

Day 6: ever wonder what dogs dream about? πŸ’­

Last night Biscuit finally caught Gerald the squirrel β€” in his dream. There was bowing. There was an acorn ceremony. It was glorious. Then he woke up, looked out the window, and... he's still in the tree.

What do you think YOUR dog dreams about when their legs twitch? Tell us below πŸ‘‡


14/07/2026

Day 5 of Biscuit's diary: meet Gerald 🐿️

Every dog has a nemesis. Biscuit's is a squirrel who sits in HIS tree, eating HIS acorns, completely unbothered. Today's chase did not go as planned. Again.

Does your dog have a squirrel arch-enemy too? What's their record? Tell us below πŸ‘‡

13/07/2026

Day 4: Mom just promised Biscuit a whole steak if his diary reaches 10,000 followers πŸ₯© He's taking this deal VERY seriously. Would your dog work for steak, or do they demand payment upfront? Tell us below πŸ‘‡

12/07/2026

Day 3: it's Tuesday. And on Tuesdays... The Beast comes out of the closet 🧹

Watch Biscuit bravely defend his home from the vacuum cleaner. From behind the sofa. "Strategically positioned," he says.

Every dog has that one sworn enemy in the house. What's your dog's? The vacuum? The doorbell? The mailman? Tell us below πŸ‘‡

12/07/2026

Day 2 of Biscuit's diary: tragedy strikes 😱

Mom went to the store and came home with the CHICKEN treats. The chicken ones. Biscuit is, in his own words, "a BEEF man." He protested. For about 40 seconds.

(He ate them anyway. Don't tell Mom.)

Is your dog picky about treats, or do they eat everything in sight? Tell us below πŸ‘‡

12/07/2026

Meet Biscuit 🐾 He's a 3-year-old golden retriever, and today he started his own diary.

Day 1: introducing himself, his house, his sofa, and the place where "the magic happens" (his food bowl β€” which he'd like everyone to know is only filled TWICE a day).

New diary entry every day. Follow along!

What's your dog's name? Introduce them in the comments πŸ‘‡

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