13/12/2022
TYPES OF UNIVERSITY STUDENTS IN ZAMBIA: just for laughs 😂😂😂😂
1. University of Zambia
These students think they are so intelligent despite some doing useless programmes such as degree in traditional and cultural ceremonies, witchcraft, special education and piggery. Never date unza students unless u want to provide everything. They always want to be noticed that they are from unza. Unza this, unza that.
2. The Copperbelt University- Most of them stay in shanty compounds within kitwe. Just like unza students, they are bc dependants. Always trying to compete with unza and copy what unza does not knowing that makes them look stupid. Dating fellow students ain't thr thing. Visit cbu and u might think there is a factory for junta.. They are drunkards.
3. Evelyn Hone College : These guys u can tell are from humble backgrounds just by looking at their
shoes. Evelyn hones are even scared of crossing the road or visit malls unless going to levy mall's toilets. You will find hone students at soweto market chilling. Never date these students, unless u are ready to provide everything including condoms.
4. Mulungushi University.. these are yoo ballies in skin jeans and selfie sticks. Despite the university
being located in the bush, these rich kids have made paradise for themselves. They are s*xually active more active than Zamtel data network.
5. Natural Resources Development College - NRDC
- These are retired kachemas and farmers. .. aspiring headmen. They have mad love for pigs and cattle as compared to the opposite s*x. No doubt why they go back to the villages after graduating. These guys are stingy and most of them have never been to manda hill before.
6. Levy Mwanawasa Medical University.
These maggots are so big headed. They think they are medical doctors or something. Who ever lied to
these fools that they are better than everybody else, may thunder strike him/her. These students are so full of themselves like pumpkins.... Internal dating is so common than a
